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  1. N.Z

    N.Z DSP Legend

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    fuck mate. We love been rich. I’m typing this off one of my households 30 or so apple products. Nobody else will trade with us, what choice do we have?

    Let the good times roll. They have infiltrated you guys just as much as us. The NBA is their headquarters. I for one welcome our communist overlords. I just hope I’m dead by the time they come knocking.

    economic colonisation.
     
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    New Zealand hates Trump more than China. That’s a fucking problem.
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Just livin' the dream globally...we are the world.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    i love this guy
    always brings the gold


    gold is what he calls his special sheep
     
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    Yeah but that dont matter.
    Its like that here too.
    Our last hope for humanity is when Australians and Mexicans fuck.
    They make real americans who think as if its still 1989.
     
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    We had real Americans here too, in WWII in case the Japs rolled into town. they had our insignificant backs. Anti American sentiment annoys the hell out of me. We are literally living in perpetual peace because of it still been the world police. Why we poke that bear with top politicians taking jibes at Trump constantly I will never know. There will come a time when China won’t spend $2 bil on our farms, they will just take them. The swamp seems full of Chinese assets. Biden been the ultimate.

    just my thoughts anyway. Trust me, I’m in the minority. Our media doesn’t report anymore, it’s just on the AP mailing list.

    if I was The U.S.A, I would seriously consider dropping us from the five eyes network.

    on the other hand, Australia just told China to go fuck itself. Mad respect to Scott Morrison.
     
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    Sorry about the Taylor Swift avatar. Turns out she’s a bit of a cunt.
     
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    I’d hit it
     
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    So NZ you know any nice non-sheep women from the golden shores down under that would like some shrimp on the barbie?

    That was a funny spit take.
    I know I should go with that and say cut.
    But that's not me.
    I am gonna give you the 20 minutes or 20 paragraphs.
    Even though with hindsight the year is 2012.
    Them funky gregorian monkeys didn't just drink and chant all day.
    They had something up their sleeve.
    So lap it up before I come back and delete all this when yall fast asleep.
    As is my wont.
    Ok I will stop being coy.
    That movie was shot in 1989.
    And I was shot in 1976.
    My real name isn't Rube.
    Rube is my father.
    I am Carlos Munoz.
    And I am his son.
    Have you heard of the duality of third density existential dynamics?
    It's basically math.
    Just not from here.
    You know that in different parts of the world they do math different.
    Some go up and down, some go sideways.
    Just like ancient writing. Different places write up and down others left to right.
    Of course they mix that up too. Right to left and down and up.
    But it does not end there. You can go all types of ways and the words check out.
    In all languages and codes.
    By check out I mean true north.
    By true north I mean actual truth and not my truth, your truth, our truth.
    Because depending on me, you, and us... it's all relative.
    And while I love you guys not everyone can be fam.
    Wish it wasn't so but men are from mars and chicks like the penis.
    Shit now chicks have a penis.
    But I ran into those transactions back in 1994.
    Where the vipers room mates and nothing's shocking.
    And you don't tell yo mama where you were last night.
    I was a straight E student. So I was prepared.
    You know how everything turns.
    You know there are no birds anymore?
    In the cities of China and their environs.
    Lots of wild things are missing there.
    And they weren't all breakfast lunch and dinner.
    You aren't supposed to abuse math.
    I am not going to get all holly roller on yall.
    But you don't abuse math.
    You can't abuse the math.
    The books are there for a reason.
    You don't fuck with the books.
    I can't abide by people fucking with the books.
    The sign of the book is the balance of the scales.
    You gotta keep em separated.
    In perfect harmony.
    You can't let the cup runneth over.
    Or there is always hell to pay.
    Sorry about that. I got a little verklempt.
    Just that I know somebody that fucked with the books.
    But math... its gotta a lot of power.
    Whoooooh!
    You think you know about the power of the dark side.
    And you have been told about the light side.
    They are both already here.
    But there's also a middle earth in between.
    You ever been 6 feet under?
    Not talking down under in the earth.
    There is no bell to save you there.
    How bout 60 feet?
    None yall can survive there.
    But 660 feet?
    Shiiiiiiiiiit.
    You don't want to face the bends.
    Under pressure was a great song but decompression is a sheer heart attack by the strokes back 2 back.
    But i'm comin down the mountain and round the bend.
    And that means its courtin season again and I got my shotgun fully cocked.
    My voice has been changing as of late.
    I was not liking it at all.
    I thought It was just the exchange of gases within the interstellar cavity.
    Maybe I just need to get fit.
    Break my chest open again.
    Its just bone cartilage and tendon.
    That shit all snaps back to reality.
    At least in this gravity.
    I mean I don't think I can sound like Michael anymore.
    I tried a few times but I think I shred pandora's box again.
    It's a sad loss because I make old people smile with that.
    Luckily I still have all my old moves.
    For those old demons that I shout out.
    The first time I saw a man walk on the moon for real was certainly not by the strong armed man from 1969.
    But by the two legged man right before 1984.
    With a little old lady from Pasadena doing the great leap forward dance.
    I swear he not a criminal but smoother than black silk on the dance floor.
    If you believe they put a man on the moon.
    And that they did Diana dirty.
    Have I got a story to sell.
    TV Movie of the millenium.
    You know what's on the dark side of the moon?
    Oz.
    And I can see for miles and miles and miles.
    But that's all it is.
    A few miles.
    Across the universe of the pacific.
    Who showed me?
    A product of another Carl.
    With good lenses and a great view.
    You can see so much more.
    Why you think I live where I do.
    You see memorex and I do it live.
    But NZ is a great spot too.
    They got a lotta fine girls down there.
    And when you look up you can see the sky.
    The real one.
    Dont blame it on the sunshine.
    Dont blame it on the moonlight.
    Dont blame it on the good times.
    Blame it on the boogie.
    Man!
     
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    I read that from the bottom up, and right to left.
    It all makes perfect sense.
    I cracked the code.
    I am Enigma.
    I am Mokra.
     
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    So you're the one.
     
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    Aye.
     
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    You're welcome.
     
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    I finally understand why people wear a mask in their car.
     
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    It's more like a muzzle for some than a means to minimize infectious disease...
     
  16. N.Z

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    Wurd.
     
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    I'm back on my meds.
    Sweet releaf!
     
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    Feels good to sleep and then wake up.
    Hadn't felt that in weeks.
     
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    Frontline Doctors
    The vacas need to herd immunity.
    Or else they will get skinny.
    Its a biblical plague.
    Follow the advice.
    Giddy up!

     
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    deleting it as fast as they can
     

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