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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    doesn’t matter
    won’t work on trailers :poke:
     
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    But your mother does!
     
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    they want a signature from the owner and need the most recent ladwp bill
    i just signed on my mom's place and it was nbd
    hard to think of a reason why the owner of any property wouldn't want a free upgrade
    there is no holes drilled or anything intrusive
    they literally take a hose in the attic and fill it up w insulation
     
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    It helps.
     
  5. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    No wonder diablo got such great service
     
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    ever notice how homeowner and homonurse sound so similar?
    all i ever hear them ask is are you the homonurse?
    and i can respond in the affirmative
     
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    All you ever hear you say....
     
  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    that's the best you can do? (what i routinely ask your mom)
     
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    Imma change the subject.
    The way the legacy virus works is that it lowers your t cell counts and gives you full blown aka coronal aids.
    Legacy Aids. Original Freddie Mercury AIDS.
    You get legacy virus from the same vax that carries the mutant factor which triggers the cross gene mutation.
    Once our gene is double-crossed the cancer like mutation pumps out secretions that enhance.
    The cure will be worse and result in the technoorganic virus.
    And you gotta pay 75 cents if you wanna know that chapter
     
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    Don't take the vax.
    Is my point.
     
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    I wrote about the vax because I was at walmart waiting in line to pay.
    And there was a ton of people.
    I'm seeing kids with no masks coughing all over there apples I just put in my cart.
    And their mom had her mask at her.throat.
    But Im like.fuck the corona virus scare is bullshit anyway.
    Of course the virus is real but the scare is exponential and I'm not scared.
    But I try to not go to Walmart.
    And if I've gone a couple times the past few months it was at off peak hours.
    Today I went at peak traffic.
    And about an hour after I got home my head started feeling heavy and my body kinda sleepy.
    And instead of being cold as I been in this weather I feel warm.
    And my head hurts.
    Hope the Walmart people didn't give me the rona.
     
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    practiced some civil disobedience last night and went out to a local Mexican restaurant that's been here 60 years but is almost finished
    went to school w the owner and know his whole family
    he did maybe 5 parties at the lair over the years and he has no idea how much he helped me in my time of need
    i made the lair fun but the truth was i was barely hanging on by my fingernails
    so wrong that all these businesses are being shuttered on zero supportable data while the walmarts of the world thrive w thousands entering their businesses daily
    i think it was channel 9 that showed up and wanted to interview people but most everyone declined
    where have they been while our hard working friends have been forced to endure the tyranny of the board of stupidvisors?
    that whole "for the greater good" shit doesn't fly when their rules are applied unequally and haphazardly
    went by myself and ended up hanging out w some super cool Salvadoran dudes
    most people probably would have thought pops was a gardener in his 90s toyota w a rack and as the tequila flowed so did his wisdom
    got him to admit to having significant land holdings and knowledge of where hard work can take you
    won't be the last time i see them i know it because it was like we knew each other already
    still have hope we will wake up soon
     
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    The word groin is intrinsically related to the word corona.
    The groin is where the crown of the sacrum begins.
    Where your grunts come from.
    And also your grins.
    Which work with your endo crine system that goes up into your cranium.
    The judgment seat.

    In the city of Coruna there is the skull that Hercules buried.
    Kinda like how there is a Golgotha a little east and to the south of there.
    Where a Goth's skull was buried.
    That ancient Grine-go tyrant named Goroyne.
    In old Galicia where the Welsh were buried.
    The Gales and the Goths merging into the Gallegos.
    Who were called Gatchos who in south america are Gauchos.
    Because their ears were funny like on some Dogs owned by Goths.
    Who didnt abandon their dogs with floppy ears but loved them more for being different.
    While others called them Black Dogs and sent them to sea to improve luck.
    But Loki works the other Huey.

    Remember when the Skraeling were cold?
    We gave them blankets.
    With smallpox.
    The blanket is worse than the cold.
    Take your cold. It passes after a couple weeks.
    Don't take the blanket.
    It's really a quilt.
    Made from a Scottish Kilt.
    Previously worn by Scythian Riders.
    Flying the flag of the Goths.
    The empire of the eastern Gouche.
    And the western Douche.
    One and the same.
    Both are spreaders.
    Together they are super.
    Like two cogs working a machine.
    A well oiled machine is the mother of invention.
    And how when two Cogs meet up a third magically shows up.
    But its not another Cog.
    Its the ghost in the machine they conjured up.
    In the Great Gothic empire.
    Magog.
    That stretches out from east to west and then again.
    Forever at war.
    Practice perfecting the art.
    For when its time to break out the water color and go Gouache because our jaws ache.
    When the law jurisdiction passes from that of the Virgin to that of Dike it means that Lady Justice has been kidnapped.
    And that we are under the law of Mars.
    Who has taken her hostage.
    And its no longer time for practice.
    Its time for the AI to kick in.
    You are one of the COG.
    United under Gog.
    Your one true prince.
    Juice of the Mother of au jus.
    Like the vinegar in your pickle.
    The Real McCoy.
    Happy Shabbas Goys!
     
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    The thing is happening on the 14th.
    Look up in the sky.
    It aint a bird nor a plane.
    But the mountain dew does fall like a fortnight.

    Do you remember the axial age?
    The people of the axis?
    You know the axe destroys the shield?
    And the shield is what covers the weakside of the force.
    But if you are skilled with the shield the shield cleaves to the axe.
    And you have an axis you can turn into a wheel.
    To oar like Thor going west around the white cliffs of Dorr.
    Protecting the children of Goths all around the jet streams.

    During holy season the gates are open to the Gothchilds.
    So don't forget to look up at the sky this 14th.
    And everyday thereafter if you don't happen to see it right then.
    You will see it at some point in the good season.
    And yule know it.
    Just look up.
    Then tilt your head back.
    And to the left.
     
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    For further clarification.
    Douche means to gush.
    Its the same as Goth.
    But the G sound morphed into the D sound. The Gea of the eastern/steppe/lakes and the western/forest/river Deu.
    When you get punched in the nose repeatedly for a few generations the noises that come out of babies craniums start sounding different.
    The motherland stayed in one place but the father migrated to sow more oats.
    So you get a new kingdom in a new land with a new dynasty but still the same civilization and greater empire.
    The Douches are the Dutch speaking Germans.
    The word itself means people of god.
    Like the Goths are also the people of god.
    As in belonging to god.
    But sometimes mistaken for gods themselves by those impressed with their physical constitution.
    When they saw the Goths folks said oh my Gosh!
    Folks being a German word for common people.
    People being a Skraeling word for special folk.
    When the peoples and the folks meet they have sex with their words.
    And what comes are are Slavs of all kinds for all jobs that nobody else will do.
    Nephews of the Germans.
    Nephites and Nephilim in Niflheim breathing water due to Nepotism and Ineptitude from when they fell into neptune and couldnt figure out how to swim without help of a mask.
    Germans from Herman are Brothers which means buddies like buds sprouting from the same bush.
    But some Hermanians stood and fought with spear and shield before moving west and eventually became Germanians.
    While the others fled with their bows when things got too hot shooting arrows in retreat on their way to Iran where they were known as the Armenians. Now probably more remembered as Hitlers folly.
    The names all mean the same anyway and the kingdom is not of the land but the land of the kingdom.
    Kinda like a horde.
    Germans followed to the land we now know as Turkish but was named after Dorr the Thunderer before invading the Hister and the Danube in a blitz of craigs.
    And on the way the met their ancient great grand godfathers.
    Who with scythes divided them up so they would always be sharp.
    Clang Clang.
    Practice.
    Make hay.
    Castles are made out of bales of hay plastered with wet mud.
    The hard part is making iron gate.
    For that you need melting pot.
    Where the weak in numbers run, the strong groups shield up, and the dudes grab their bats and hit hard until they turn impure pig iron into high carbon steel.
     
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    Cast the runes...something is afoot...
    On Dec.21st, Jupiter and Saturn will come into occultation, and appear as one bright object. First time in 800 yrs.
    A nouveau Star of Bethlehem ?
    It also occurs to me that it is the autumnal equinox...is this a not too subtle omen then?
    Get out the obsidian blades.
    There'll be plenty 'o sacrificing goin' on !
     
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    Forsooth!
     
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    also happens to be the birthday of the devil's only spawn!
     
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    Barry Bonds?
     
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    my baby girl and the true love of my life
     
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