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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Bluezoo

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    Well written.
     
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    I had thee devil in mind. Oops.
     
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    Lots of things happening.
    Not just one.
    Hasn't been this much happening since when people thought it was 2012.
     
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  4. Bluezoo

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    Lyin' Mayan
     
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    so i turned all my video into media for the family for Christmas
    talk about a mind fuck and i've only watched one
    wtf happened
    i'm a bit of a mess
     
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  7. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    attaboy francis

     
  8. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The obsession with 'beauty' always leads to idolizing things that half of your congregation find abominable.
    Maybe putting up idols is a bad thing because it dumbs the people down and causes schisms when some don't like the new idols and want the old ones back.
    If god loved beauty so much he would have stopped at the houses of the holy.
    They look beautiful.
    But their hearth is not on fire.
    And their eyes are obsessed with looking for beauty.
     
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    its that time of year...tamale heaven!
     
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    funeral cakes for tammuz!
    but man are they tasty :D
     
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    @huh? is a force of nature
     
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    Yes he is.
    The force has a strong side and a weak side.
    The force is police.
    Like barbarians crossing the rubicon.
    Sons of the goths from the time copper badges were first smashed.
    When it was copper time.

    huh? is a guardian of the lore.
    And the lore is the law.
    That all sons of the constitution swear a holy undying oath to.
    The lore is a badge and a shield.
    There are only two types of cops.
    Those who use their shield as a ram.
    And those that use their shield to give cover.

    When the rush comes most will go for the gold.
    Everybody wants to be a god.
    But that sun has set.
    In the dark it will be blue lives matter.
    But not all blue is royal and sky.
    Most is dark and starry.
    Luckily there is dodger and navy.

    That rush 'n attack will come like an nfl blitz.
    How do you know who made who?
    Some men are born and some are made by the hand of god.
    Like a goal by don diego.
    If he upholds the lore he is police.
    If he breaks his oath, he is the police.
    And fuck the police.
    They give police a bad name.
    Because police carry the honor and regard of the knights of glory and beer.
    But the police carry the prideful scorn, disdain and contempt of the varangian guard.
    Who swear their oath to the man that pays them their gold instead of the people who generate it.
    That gold is supposed to buy him entry into the third heaven folks reach when they retire from the world of work.
    Where they can be as gods amongst men.
    Yet during the blitz their are culled in large numbers before they can reach the age to recreate.
    Because the blitz is nigh.
    And it will come like a slow rolling wave.
    That suddenly collapses on top of you.
    Like at a restaurant with your buddies sharing a pizza and beer.
    And the blitz comes suddenly to shut the party down.
    Because folks aren't wearing the mark they been given.
    And cocksuckas from the valleys don't know the position to assume.

    Mr. Wu didn't wear his hair in the air for no reason.
    Ask Mr. Lee.
    It was for good luck.
    But luck means something different for them from the east.
    We have our local logos.
    They have the celestial emperor.
    And cutting off your braid was a mark.
    Like taking off your mask in the park.
    For most cops its just the job.
    They are cops and the job is the job.
    But for the cops its not just a job.
    Its a platform like the one slaves were auctioned.
    With steps up a career ladder to join the celestials.
    And they sell out.
    Securing the bag.
    All the good cops do.
    That's why they are all bad.
    Even police I just told you about.
    The heroes not the villains.
    Fuck them too.
    Because when the blitz comes nobody will know who made who.
    If you all wearing the same shade of dark blue.

    The only way is the sky way.
    The great blue shield in the sky way.
    The scythian way.
    Of the knights that say nay when their peers try to take your glory and beer.
    And instead join you for a drink under their shield.
    The sieving of those people with badges who are deceiving the masses will rain down in batches like a fire started without any matches.
    So everyone can see the city at night.
    Reflected by the shield of water above.
    Not unlike the fog of war.
    That only a comp-ass can cross.
     
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    ^ i can only imagine you both enjoyed that lol
    on another subject i'm regaining my faculties atm
    took my akita to get groomed an hour ago and as i walked in the place she pulled a houdini and slipped her collar
    never done that before and i gave her a stern NO as she wheeled to run, also not her style
    i knew i was watching my life flash in front of my eyes as my voice lowered and begged her to stop as she ran onto the main drag of Chatsworth, Devonshire st
    fell to my knees w my hands on my head waiting to hear the simultaneous bang and yelp but it didn't happen
    looked up and saw her on the other side and knowing i couldn't run after her jumped in the car and tried to, fuck idk, find her
    i had noticed a young girl in my peripheral walking and she was crossing the street w the light which i guess had turned to slow traffic at the moment the dog bolted
    when i finally made it across the street i saw 4 people standing w my dog and the girl was holding her by the scruff of her neck
    turns out the girl works in the store and had just calmly walked over and grabbed my pup
    went from potentially being the worst ending to the worst year ever to exhausted elation and i couldn't even speak
    the people who had the dog were asking me if i was ok and i just couldn't speak i just nodded my head and said thank you
    that my friends was a miracle to me
    i felt the loss and was given the gift of having a do over
    all is well and i can't stop shaking
     
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    ^^^^ A gift from the Great Spirit, Devil.
    Good fortune!
     
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    Mr. Wu didn't wear his hair in the air for no reason.
    Ask Mr. Lee.
    It was for good luck.
    But luck means something different for them from the east.
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    Then explain Hop Sing to us.

    Sincerely,

    The Cartwrights, especially Hoss.
     
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    it was the one you met
    they are both great animals but suki sleeps in my room and her new bed came today and i'm just very grateful
    very close to that girl and the bond has only gotten deeper w the fights they've had
    to say it would have been devastating is an understatement
    i didn't go to my knees voluntarily and even though its just a dog i definitely feel there was an angel on my shoulder
    i think her name is Amanda and she works at a dog groomers
     
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    half cat half dog and very independent personalities
    suggest reading on them but i'm sure you can handle it
    just more of a relationship as opposed to ownership
     
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    You kinda feel like a new man now?
    Or new dog.
    I just went through that last month or so when my boy went crazy.
    I'm thinking it's something in the stars that the dogs know and we don't.
    But my dog and I have never been closer.
    And I'm a good boy again.
     
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    all evening its been like a twilight zone or pet sematary type thing
    never been closer to an animal and now its even more so
    she knows something happened and we're tuned into each other
     
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    The dog is a predator canine.
    A flesh tearer and meat eater.
    Yet it became our best friend.
    Other killers became our friends too.
    But none like the dog and that bitch was first.
    After Eve left Adam for the lead singer of a rock n roll band.
     
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