Animal control in PA told me wnat to do for a black bear problem I had in the Poconos. Get a balloon, fill it with ammonia. Then take bacon grease and rub it all over the balloon. Put it where he is rooting ( mine was my garbage).When the critter bites down on the balloon, it gets a mouthful of ammonia. It may take more than one go round, but the message will be ingrained on it, as they are quite intelligent. The bear crossed my garbage off his nightly rounds. It worked. As long as it's not a honey badger. If it was, then just move.
yeah i kept reading and posting stuff last night but that was my conclusion as well BZ ammonia and diatomaceous earth for the fleas and ticks i try to keep it low key and quickly dispose of the bodies around here i know my neighbors will report me without hesitation had no idea coons fucked cats and made cooncats though
Just as an additional bit, before I was driven to contact animal control and the ranger showed up, I went to Home Depot and got this heavy thick, plastic trash locker that you put your trash cans into and lock. I bought this bigass padlock and spent about $175.00 on this whole get up. I thought to myself this ursine bastard fucked with the wrong guy...this locker is indestructible ! The next morning, the trash was strewn all over the lawn and the locker was ripped apart like it was made of cardboard. And the lock was still locked on two pieces just ripped from the rest of the locker. I couldn't believe it. I had thrown an orange ( fast ball) at him from my second floor deck the first time I saw him, and hit him right in the head.He.just looked up at me and grunted...and went about his business. After the locker thing, I realized how lucky I was he didn't get at me. I heard eventually, they had to trap him and then moved him to a different area...and that he weighed over 400 lbs.
Y'all don't gotta go all the way back east if you wanna get your country a little wet. There's plenty of country near where you are. Dirt of all sides. Dark dirt too. Theres country everywhere. You just gotta look up and to the left on the shoulders of atlacatl's map. All you really trying to go is to the old old west if you riiding to Kentucky on ole miss. When texas turns like a corral you may not be feeling a-ok. Besides weve already reached the shores of ultima west. And you better learn a country song or else you gonna fail these goths test. You should of learned that they don't duck around behind the grassy bush. Backward hillbilly mulleted three point shooting dying gaul larry bird picts just itching to get some skins. Playing that tune that makes the hardwood squeal when the rubber makes the cut. Because as the founder of Tesla once said... If you only knew the power of the country then you would have the key to the matrix as they are the dark side of yo momma!
And the fucking cancel cult rolls on, now a full fledged juggernault... An exclusive NYC school has issued a directive to it's students to no longer use the terms " mom" or "dad". I think this may be the proverbial straw...be better off a follower of Thulsa Doom. Quest for "Emptiness "... Make porridge out of people... Get crucified on the Tree of Woe...
Sadly, there is no straw. Average people have no idea that this is going on and never will. A lot of the country is on board with it.
Each day what crosses the news reports is more gobsmacking than the previous. Stupifying. Think this is how the expression "the blind leading the blind" started" ? Well...gotta get back to my newest Woke streaming service...watching "When Harry Became Sally"...
lucky guy my mom only told me eating carrots would make it possible to see through womens dresses took a few slaps to figure out i may have interpreted her wrong
Mom had no clue but to follow her orders. All she knew was that specs arent for spics and no refugee back then wore glasses. And the nurse said carrots make donkeys see what's in front of them a lot better. But then she had to take me back when my skin got tuned into the hue of beta carotene and alpha bananas. So they gave her new orders. So she would stop freaking out. They told her not to worry and that it would pass. Not that they had a clue. It was just a chemical reaction of one or another. But if it didn't pass I shouldn't worry. There was precedent for this affliction. When men of orange where born in the land of 2lips and has#. Chasing carrots while riding wild ass. Ready when the bald hunter appears before ragnarok. Chewing up the prize and saying, my name is bugs bunny what's up doc!
If your eye causes you to sin scoop it out and join me in the land of Y's. Don't let yourself be destroyed. There is no escape. If you only knew the power of the shee. Search your feelings. You'll know it if its true. Together we can rally the galaxy. Come with me. It is the only way. .
