DSP OFF-TOPIC Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    30,137
    Likes Received:
    25,307
    Trophy Points:
    1,253
    Finski likes this.
  2. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    8,213
    Trophy Points:
    198
    This post is the kind of stuff I love to read on dsp.
     
    Finski and LAdiablo like this.
  3. harkeyed

    harkeyed DSP Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 2012
    Messages:
    1,440
    Likes Received:
    1,102
    Trophy Points:
    158
    Dr. Lee Dongkun (no homo) on Katella off the 55 frwy in Orange. Daughter treated for her injured shoulder playing volleyball. Worked wonders...
     
    LAdiablo, Finski, rube and 1 other person like this.
  4. THINKBLUE

    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    41,880
    Likes Received:
    24,593
    Trophy Points:
    228
    This is what Dave Robots was talking about.
    Fucken racist
     
    harkeyed and Finski like this.
  5. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    27,584
    Likes Received:
    21,789
    Trophy Points:
    228
    One thing you learn by being the oldest guy, is when you read that a guy's knee sounds like a gravel pit, you're pretty sure you know what it is...arthritis.
    If you're bone on bone, or near that point, acupuncture may relieve it somewhat, but it won't replace lost cartilage.
    Losing some weight will most likely help.
    I never tried acupuncture for my many osteo problems, though.
    My experience with acupuncture is that it fucking hurt, and did zero to help my tinnitus.
    Good luck.
     
    irish and Finski like this.
  6. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

    Joined:
    Apr 2016
    Messages:
    13,438
    Likes Received:
    14,895
    Trophy Points:
    198
    About a year and a half ago my right knee started hurting me like a SOB. Went to the doc and they diagnosed it as arthritis. He gave me a knee brace and sent me on my way. Didn't help much. Ran into an old friend a short time later (he had a bad football knee) and he said he got relief from taking this stuff. I got it at Costco.

    [​IMG] He said if it was going to work for me it would take a couple of months. He was right and I've been taking it ever since and have no pain in that knee.
     
    LAdiablo, Finski, rube and 2 others like this.
  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    8,213
    Trophy Points:
    198
    The weight issues are a gut problem.
    As in you have bacteria in your gut addicted to mucus creating sugar and starch.
    Mucus that feed mutant cells that can become malignant tumors over decades of even low level of insulin resistance.
    You must kill your gut bacteria.
    So new flowers bloom.
    Instead of old moldy bread and sugar water.
    Which create the swamp from which all kinds of demons try to flux.
    If you want to know how to kill the demons inside the great serpent that encircles the pit of your stomach all you gotta do is ask.
    Once you lose the demons that surround you you will feel like you just took a huge load off your back. Or more like if a huge tire was removed from your waist so you could run on it again instead of it running you.
    Don't blame me if some of the fat goes to your head.
    That's just good cholesterol for the nerves
    No matter what you look like you will feel like a new man.
    Maybe even half the man you used to be.
    Like me.

    But you have to make a sacrifice.
    To change your life there is a cost.
    The demons gotta die.
    But the demons are weak and deviled like fancy eggs or this generation.
    So you need to scare them.
    They die of fright.
    And then they become good little angels.
    Probiotics that help you get the most nutrition from your food while processing sugars and starches properly.
    Because of right now sugar and starches are burned for energy in a dirty and non renewable way.
    That is the cause of your health weakness.
    If you starve the enemy within for 3 days the enemy becomes so weak that it gets scared and most of it's defenders flee their post and get shit out.
    After 3 days you start eating but a raw diet of herbs and roots and nuts and leaves designed to reprogram your cellular makeup and turn you back into a vampire so you no longer have to live as a ghoul possessed by demons.

    Being a vampire isnt bad at all.
    Just be wary of christians stabbing you in the back with a wooden dagger they call a jesus cross.
    The dangers of being a vampire is that sometimes the dagger goes all the way to the heart.
    And that's when you have to turn into your final form.

    But about your diet.
    Do you get plenty of onions and garlic in your blood?
    Or is it all sausage cabbage and potatoes lol
     
    Finski likes this.
  8. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    27,584
    Likes Received:
    21,789
    Trophy Points:
    228
    ...listen to the children of the night...
     
    irish, rube and Finski like this.
  9. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    53,322
    Likes Received:
    40,969
    Trophy Points:
    278
    wow homo
     
  10. lastatman

    lastatman DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 2013
    Messages:
    4,257
    Likes Received:
    5,485
    Trophy Points:
    153
    He couldn't possibly have teed it up any better.
     
    Finski, rube and irish like this.
  11. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    30,137
    Likes Received:
    25,307
    Trophy Points:
    1,253
    at this point do you really think its accidental?
     
    TAFNAC, irish and rube like this.
  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    8,213
    Trophy Points:
    198
    He is a professional.
     
    irish and fsudog21 like this.
  13. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

    Joined:
    Apr 2016
    Messages:
    13,438
    Likes Received:
    14,895
    Trophy Points:
    198
    professional homo?
     
    irish likes this.
  14. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    53,322
    Likes Received:
    40,969
    Trophy Points:
    278
    there’s a lot of work in that... uh, a friend told me
     
    Finski and fsudog21 like this.
  15. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    4,444
    Likes Received:
    4,898
    Trophy Points:
    163
    Homo Erectus.
     
    Finski and fsudog21 like this.
  16. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

    Joined:
    Apr 2016
    Messages:
    13,438
    Likes Received:
    14,895
    Trophy Points:
    198
    Tiger going 84-87 in a 45 mph zone. Leon Spinks thinks he's a shitty driver.
     
    Finski and irish like this.
  17. Gebbeth

    Gebbeth DSP Legend

    Joined:
    Jul 2013
    Messages:
    8,817
    Likes Received:
    6,162
    Trophy Points:
    173
    Cops aren’t gonna say it because they don’t want to be sued, and they didn’t take a blood test, but he must have had something in his system. Not alcohol, but something else.
     
  18. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    53,322
    Likes Received:
    40,969
    Trophy Points:
    278
    likely pain meds for his back
     
  19. lastatman

    lastatman DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 2013
    Messages:
    4,257
    Likes Received:
    5,485
    Trophy Points:
    153
    On one hand, I think if you drive 87 in a 45, that's cause to lose your license indefinitely. I mean, he nailed a tree. It could easily have been a mom walking with her children.

    On the other hand... two shattered legs, bones sticking out of his skin, put back together with rods and pins. That's pretty significant punishment on its own.

    Besides, apparently he can't be charged without eyewitnesses. The car's data recorder is not admissible in court. Not sure I fully buy that he's not getting special treatment due to either his race or celebrity, but that's the official statement.
     
    fsudog21 and Finski like this.
  20. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 2011
    Messages:
    15,460
    Likes Received:
    8,213
    Trophy Points:
    198
    Champions get special treatment.
    Always have.
    Men like to kiss ass.
     

Share This Page