huh?'s Oscars and Coming Out Thread

I have an excuse for being a fkag.
Its called GERD.
Don't ask me how I got it.
And a hiatal hernia.
You don't want to know.
Suffice it to say I can't have it straight anymore.
Once I went black now I can never go back.

 

Hell no.
If I were to buy coffee from a overpriced signature shop I would just open my own.
Rubes Roast or Beaner Cafe.
Fuck Larry and fuck Joe too!
I relish the hot dog!

Now in all seriousness there is something missing in our gastronomy today.
And there's this sushi place next door to my favorite burger place that has huge lines of people wanting to get in on the "experience".
Hate that place. Fools take all the parking and they are the kind of people who drop 80 bucks on a meal but won't give money when I go there with my panhandling gang.
The burger people always lend a hand.
The sushi people turn around to talk amongst themselves.
And so they go on the naughty list.

Cal Mex BBQ Sushi for Americans who wanna eat sushi but don't want to get the coronavirus and also like brisket and smoke and their meats cooked with fire.
TriTip Santa Maria roll.
Buttery lobster Baja roll.
Smoked marlin sushirrito.
Sharkfin ramen.

You can call it Sushingada.
You can open that in Jersey and all the Mexicans will make you rich.
And most nonmexican customers will have no idea what the name means and will probably think it's ethnic Japanese.