Donnie Dum Dum's answering machine is lit up..

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  1. CapnTreee

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    I keep repeating that you're crazy and all I get for it is this insanity

    Is that what you meant?
     
  2. irish

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    you're asking an insane person about insanity?... :jethro:
     
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    Cole Hamels: Hi Don. Looking forward to tonight. I appreciate your guys laying down this April. Tell Big Mac I said hello and that he's doing a great job.
     
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    Sorry to bother you. This is Lucas May. I lost his number so would you please tell Ned I said hello.
     
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    ryne sandberg:
    "hey donnie, i could really use a mindless dullard on my staff once you're done managing."
     
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    Carlos Santana: Hey whetto. Ask Ned if he trade Joc to bring me back? I'm ready to come back home. Look at my stats. They not appreciating me here and Sellers is a little white bkitch.
     
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    Aren't they changing Santana to 3b?
     
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    They are/have/sometimes.

    1b/3b/C

    Hitting close to .100
     
  9. CapnTreee

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    inspiring...

    no arguing the Peter Principle
     
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    Chris Perez:
    "Hey man, thanks for letting me hit tonight. You really are a player's manager!"
     
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    Brian Wilson:
    "Hey man, thanks for letting me pitch tonight. You really are a player's manager!"
     
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    Ryne Sandberg: Hey Don. You had me good last night. I was expecting Perez to come up big at the plate. I thought you had pulled a fast one. Thank goodness my bullpen came through. I hope you don't pull that one the next time we see you. Probably can't dodge a bullet twice.
     
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    Preston Mattingly: Hi dad. All of the other guys here seem to think you might be our new manager. I keep telling them you're the Dodgers manager but when I do, all they do is laugh at me. Why is that? Call me when you get a chance.
     
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    Andre Ethier: Hey, Donnie, it's Dre. Coach Mcgwire says we need to come early today for some extra BP, but me, Carl, Fed and Butera have our regular bridge game scheduled. See if you can talk some sense into him for us. Thanks bro.
     
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    BRANDON LEAGUE:
    "Hey skip. Just got off the phone with my doctor, and he diagnosed me with chronic anxiety disorder. He says high stress situations are particularly bad for me. So, in other words, last night was all your fault. Glad we got that all cleared up. Mahalo haole bkitch."
     
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    Don Mattingly:
    Hello. Is anyone there? This is Don? Hello? Is anyone there? Are you listening? Who's number is this? Please pick up the phone.
     
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    GREINKE:
    ~silence~...........................................................CLICK!!!
     
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    RYU:
    ~long pause......................................................."WU TANG, BKITCH!!!!!!!!!!"
    CLICK
     
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    TORRE:
    "Hey Don, I'm not sure we went over this part but defensive indifference doesn't mean you can go all game not playing it. Give me a call and I will explain the nuances to you. "
     
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    Stan Kasten:
    "I really hope you're renting..."
     

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