DODGERS OFF-TOPIC Thread

just know he's in a better place and, best of all, pain free
you're a good man bdk

 

new movie
looks real good
seems like a good idea too
right diablo

http://believemefilm.com?hlr=GohRF0Az

 

You booked for Saturday Nights?

 

Storyline (from IMDb)
Desperate, broke, and out of ideas, four college seniors start a fake charity to embezzle money for tuition.

sounds a lot like the premise dsp was built on

 

i like saturday nights.
im already working with some guys on saturdays in pomona
sundays would have to be a more non faith based initiative
stuff i cant take to the sabbath crowd if you know what i mean
for instance Chinook Traders a division of Tokai Industries USA.

Chinook concentrates on providing the Pacific coast American consumer with the finest in Chinese Traditional Medicines made here in the USA by hard working American natives.
Our first product is Chitticum, the all natural supplement for today's active generation.
After your junk food, junk drink, junk science, and junk life you need Chitticum to get your mass in gear.
Chitticum is made from the finest natural ingredients gathered from around the world in our famous Junk trade ships.
First we take some fine hand separated organic mass generator from India, this bulking agent will get things hard but smooth and where they need to go.
Coupled with the magical bark of a tree grown only in the Pacific West of America, this Holy Bark will make you howl at the moon with energy.
Finally we take our proprietary blend of Chinese Traditional Medicines that will saw right through any issues you may be having and guarantee that your body is able to stand and deliver.

The logo is a Junk from ancient China.
The ads are very racist and mocked up by Irish.
Lots of Chinook jargon used throughout for fun.
Lots of Mongorians and flied lice type humor.
With Asian Billy Mays/Vic the Brick/Crazy Gideon type guy dressed like a chinese pirate doing salesmanship.
With a staid 80s voice over guy doing the narration.
PG13 style raunch like we remember, when it was ok to be a little racist if it was funny.
But to move a ton of easy to repackage product to young people who are easily reeled in with risque puns we can come up with all day.
Same product then repacked and sold to church groups, health groups, with different marketing ploy.
Except its all backed by hard science
Chitticum is not just a funny name for a powder that will help you shit, get erections, and fight prostate and colon cancer as well as cholesterol and BP, its what that holy bark is called in chinook and by the scientific community.
And stuff i use to take a dump.
As well as many other herbs and medical aids now covered by the affordable care act.
Right now there is money in becoming a provider of medical odds and ends.
There isnt much to it and the government redirects the funds to your company when someone places an order.

Tokai Industries is a place i used to work for doing a lot of stuff from script translating to voice acting and finally producing the type of educational videos i had previously worked on.
Its now defunct, but i had a lot of fun working behind the guys that were behind the cameras.
Specially since its a situation where what one thinks and says can be seen come to life by a team of people right away.
Owners and large staff were all asian and mostly fresh off the boat, it was hilarious trying to communicate with them.
Hence my fascination with Phoenician and phonics.

If you guys want to get some capitalism going on we can get together as a group of Direct Support Professionals that create imaginative solutions for special problems related to the generation of funds.
Cant do much without the fundamentals.

 

thats looks real legit, would be nice to work together
they have real good skin care stuff it looks like
is your sister a scientist?

so im relearning that car selling not shady,real estate not shady, church affiliated type business not shady, .... MLM shady?
you know mlm can write off most meals, vehicles, gas, vacations, and lots of other stuff as business generating and client servicing very easily
the 501 kinda puts you more in bed with the system than you wanna be diablo, lots of fine print but maybe you know better angles
i would rather avoid the official 'church' angle on paper
since its a marketing thing it would then be kinda shady
specially since im already affiliated with a church and am going to try to do property management with them.
it would be nice to build a network of church affiliated stuff from the pomona valley to the san fernando valley.
churches are natural customers when they are buying from each other for each other
its like the tithing system within independent churches, all the cash is administered by the 12 dept heads and the CEO pastor who gets paid a salary by the board and then reinvest the remainder back in the church who gave the money in the first place by buying the products sold by the church.
closed looped systems leave all profits in the same general place while lifting everyone up

i was in a tony robbins type of deal when i was younger, its a total mind trip from beginning to end but you learn a lot about people.
and their mlm business model is more like a lifestyle of parrying at-tax.
you know, money for nothing and chicks for free
its also a big church feel good type of deal these mlm events.
lots of renting out basketball arenas and filling them with people and old musical acts from the past
all to whip folks up into buying the product themselves they are supposed to be getting others to buy because the business model is really that the mlm 'business owners' are the actual customers.
so why not a transparent enterprise incorporating mlm best practices as part of the marketing model for the church affiliated businesses that deals with alternative health supplies in a funny tongue in cheek way on local cheap over the air commercials.

we put a picture of a boring metamucil or an old man viagra versus chitticum with its bolder visual
chinaman will say why buy cheap junk when you can buy real junk
"real junk" is a catchphrase for our merchandise
as opposed to fake junk most people buy at inflated prices
our real junk is fresh off the junk boat with prices sliced in half by our chinook pirates swords
the chinook logo has two sides, the chinese pirate junk arriving on our shores on the front, and an american chinook helicopter going west into the sea is on the back.
with the company motto in chinook jargon, i forget but some kind of pun im sure

i still want to sell tacos outside the door if you put up the money for taco meat
tacos make a killing if you know how to make good juice

 

i have family in amway and all that stuff, i tried some amway too when i was 17, used my church presentation skills for getting up on a stage and slinging legal pyramid schemes.
my cousin is on this vemma drink thing, they have a bunch of college kids doing most of their business and they run it like a made for tv movie version of what is 'funny and edgy', you know what i mean?
but it pulls people in to work for free and sling way way overpriced electrolites!
one of the last tv shows i watched was how to make it in america season 1
and my favorite part was the rasta monsta bits
i mean you could build a church of jah mon and new age hippies for free 'business owners' to pimp out a rasta drink for sure
they do all the marketing, selling, buying, etc...
you just supply overpriced product with magic ingredient$, even if its repackaged cheap bulk product at first
people buy a good story if they find it entertaining