Donnie Dum Dum's answering machine is lit up..

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  1. F YOUK

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    Gonzalez, Uribe, Gordon: why did we have to play yesterday when puig didn't? none of us could hit, dee and juan are striking out at the same rate. That shit was embarrassing, did you know we were on tv?
     
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    Ethier: Hey skip, it's Dre. Tick tock. Tick tock.
     
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    Then...background laughter and...

    Selig: You fukkin' kill me Joe...

    Ng: Stop it, stop it, I'm spitting my drink through my nose...
     
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    Brian Wilson: Hey skip. The off season should work wonders. I'll have the hard stuff ready for opening day.
     
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    you said hard stuff :giggle:
     
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    Friedman: I know there's a lot of heat on you because of this team underachieving. Give me a chance to unload some of these over paid, heartless bastards on the roster and see if we can't build a true contender. Not sure what the last guy was thinking with these contracts and trades but coming from Tampa it's mind boggling how much they pay for a pile of shit around here.
     
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    Grainkey: Imagine seeing me in another uniform next season. Then again, I also imagine seeing you in an announcers booth.
     
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    AJ: That was one tough series to swallow skip. But I did feel good out there today. You're a real player's manager.
     
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    Ned: Hey Sabean. It's Ned. Do you have any openings? This team is schizo and Mattingly is a fucking A Ball manager.
     
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    ARRUEBARRENA: "What up fool? I'm sure you've heard by now that I was suspended for the remainder of the season. Sorry man, I had to do something to eliminate the possibility of being called up. Couldn't risk having my credibility tarnished by playing on a team that can't score. But good luck to you. Rest assured I'll be playing for the Giants next season after I'm reinstated, there to torment you for years to come. Bkitch."
     
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    Puig: Hey Whetto. I tink I hurt my hamsteeng again. I be out tree more weeks.
     
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    Hey Donnie.... It's Terry Murray.....

    We should talk. Give me a call.
     
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    Puig: I propria que whetto. Voy a ninguna parte!
     
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    Jim Johnson: Hey skip. Tough one today. I appreciate your confidence and throwing me out there again. You're a real players manager. We'll get em tomorrow.
     
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    Tim Wallach: Ah fuck it. Why bother? 'Click'
     
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    Lane Kiffin: Donnie. It's Kane Kiffin. I know how you feel. Be careful. I know how those trips home can get tricky.
     

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