Lmmfao awesomeness. especially the opening update.." Stern says any re-up with the Lakers will be vetoed "
Well I no longer have the time or effort to make these parodies anymore. Perhaps you can take the gauntlet??
Ned moving into another role. http://m.espn.go.com/general/story?storyId=11700813&city=losangeles&src=desktop
Freidman: By the way. Let me know your thoughts on the bullpen in 2015 so the new GM can do the complete opposite.
Freidman: "Hey Ned... what the fuck's up with all the Giants' gear I found in your closet? LOL. Giants' gear... in the closet... what I did there, do you see it?"
JOHN HART: "Hey Ned, John. I know you're no longer in charge there, but I trust your good judgement and wanted to run something by you... I'm thinking of dealing Heyward to the Cards. I asked for Wainwright, they said no... but they countered with Shelby Miller. They said they would do it if I included Jordan Walden in the deal. That's when I knew I had them. I paused (one of my tricks to make them think I'm disinterested) and then I showed them who was boss -- I said okay, but only if you throw an unproven prospect... take it or leave it! You should have heard them on the phone. I swear I heard them giggling in the background -- they think they got the better end of it. Fools. Oh man, I miss you buddy..."
Ned, this is Andy. I really need you to unlock the door and leave your office so I can get in there and start doing my job. We have a bouncy house set up in right field with your name on it....