A DODGERS THANKSGIVING _____________________________________________________________________________ . TOMMY: "Boy these fucken yams look delicious!" NED: "Easy Tommy, the food is for all those who have served in the military." TOMMY: "What, you don't think I know that? Do me a favor Ned… go back inside and suck Kasten's dick some more, you fucken faggot suck up!!!" NED: "Come on Tommy, that's not fair." TOMMY: "I'll tell you what's not fair. The fact that you still have a job, any job, after fucking up this franchise so badly, you ex-Giant pole smoking piece of fuck!!!" VOLUNTEERS: [raucous laughter] TOMMY: "And what the fuck are you cunts laughing at?! Go fucken get me a plate before I really get pissed!" _____________________________________________________________________________ . NED: "Problem?" VET: "What, no gravy?" NED: "How about some potato salad and a condiment to be named later?" VET: "What?" NED: "Okay… potato salad, cranberries and two top drink prospects?" VET: "I'm confused." NED: "Okay… potato salad, cranberries, the drink prospects, stuffing and we'll pay all your medical bills… as long as we can defer payment over the next five years?" VET: "Wow, you're not very good at this…" _____________________________________________________________________________ . TOMMY: "So I understand you two are Giants fans." VET: "That's right Tommy!" TOMMY: "That's Mr. Lasorda, you freeloading cocksmokers!" VET: "Why does everyone assume we're gay?" TOMMY: "Let's see… walks like a faggot, talks like a faggot, acts like a faggot…" VET: "Whatever, it's Thanksgiving dude." TOMMY: "Great, thanks for giving society Aids, you fucken asshumpers!" _____________________________________________________________________________
These photos put into perspective just how young some of these kids really are in the military...I guess it's always been like that. But you don't realize it until you get old and forget that were one of them yourself. Damn.
