DODGERS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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  1. bestlakersfan

    bestlakersfan DSP Legend

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    Merry Christmas!
     
  2. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I had an awesome and tough year.
    All years are both hard and great. I like the fire and the ice. It's nice to be just right for a little while but warmness gets old quick.
    I got the hot n cold fever!
    And mild salsa is boring.
    Hot sauce or cold ketchup for me.
    happy Christmas fans but keep calm and don't fan out.
     
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  3. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    Happy Holidays fkucks.
     
  4. VRP

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    Happy Holidays to my e-friends. Hope to come out to LA this year and become real friends!
     
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    Happy Holidays to you all!
     
  6. Daniel Burch

    Daniel Burch TheGreedyPinstripes

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    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
     
  7. BigDaddyKaine

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    This year has been vastly different from the other 23 I had previously experienced.

    Merry Christmas y'all, hopefully I will be active here like the good old posting days.
     
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    lol, just watched it.
     
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    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    24?

    Hey Zeus, I've got underwear older than that.
     
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  10. KOUFAX0000

    KOUFAX0000 DSP Legend Damned

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    :grumpyoldman:
     
  11. carolinabluedodger

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    You don't know the half of it, my brother.

    It's been a helluva last two weeks for me.

    I'd bitch at a stop sign right now.
     
  12. CapnTreee

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    @CBD... it's socks dude... socks. No one wants to hear about your dogdamned underwear bkitch.

    ...and yeah I got socks older than that too...



    Merry Christmas to all the DSP unwashed heathens.. may your 2015 exceed your wildest dreams!!
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Ha. I used to take lessons there.
     
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    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    You don't know that...

    :gaywave::homos::gaywave2::gaywave3:
     
  15. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Je'sus.
    Je = You as well as I.
    Sus = scandalous, suspect, sucio/dirty,swine, Sue how do you do.

    Given name means god saves. But man sees that all men are pigs.

    Je = he/him/el. aka The man. The Brahma bull. The bison the auroch or iroc. The mighty. The ego... Just not your ego.
    But you can join in by saying yeah or if u like... Jah.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Je = ego or I.
    Sus = am, or love. Real love. As in truth of reality/existence. Like the love for your kind. So be kind to your kind but everyone should be your kind because this is am-erica where we all mass of heathens.
    So why not get washed in the spring rains. New year springs you forward to another life bro.
     
  17. CapnTreee

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    :ruven: ...:facepalm:
     
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  18. rube

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    Tis the season.
    Even for the atheist and the heathen.
    Specially.
    Want to hear a joke ¿

    When empires rule the atheist heathen is the one who does not bow down to the emperor or to one of the allowed graven images.
    One who practices differently fromthe party line. Who believe in the ethics of the Decalogue and the freedoms we the common folks hold dear.
    The atheists is and has always been the original christian. But a bastard who has been compelled to believe he has no father. So when Darth comes around the bastards are happy to serve and no longer be fatherless.
    But truth is atheists are not bastards. Most already have and live the truth in their heart and mind.
    They just can't shake the idea that they are bastards.
    They don't even know they have a sister dressed in snow white.
    And that they be princes.
    And that their father doesn't leave anything to chance. There is a plan.
    And that this isn't a movie.
    Its a work.
    And its live not memorex but metaphor.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    KOUFAX0000 DSP Legend Damned

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    And may some of you get some new underwear.
     

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