DODGERS Grade the Nerds

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Grade the Nerds

Poll closed Nov 5, 2016.
  1. A

    6 vote(s)
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  2. B

    16 vote(s)
    43.2%
  3. C

    3 vote(s)
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  4. D

    5 vote(s)
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  5. F

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  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Its the end of the 13 day celebration of the levantine moloch.
    They would stuff children into hollow idols made of brass or iron.
    Like an antipiñata.
     
  2. CapnTreee

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    and saute them slowly in onions with a marinara sauce??

    You never know with a moloch






    dang I thought I was just being tasteless (though funny) until I looked moloch up on Wikipedia... those sick fucks really did this shit... until moloch eventually came to be known as "a person or thing requiring a very costly sacrifice"

    Sick fucks abound. Never let anyone argue with you that more humans in history have died in the name of some BS religion than all other causes combined.
     
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  3. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Hard to believe. Wtf is with that anyway?
    I mean, I'll punch a baby if it gets out of hand...but that is overboard. I'm pretty sure.
     
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  4. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    That ain't pork...
     
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  5. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    I like how you can't stop thinking about my ass.:gaywave:
     
  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    and you can everybody
    this is your song

    yeah
    that and money laundering
     
  7. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    The fact you like it when someone mentions ramming something up your ass is rather telling, honey! :p
     
  8. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    Not nearly as telling as you thinking of my ass all the time, sweetcheeks. And you keep bringing it up.

    Let's face it, if you're thinking about my ass then you're admitting to homosexual thoughts.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    :homocock:
     
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  9. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    I know, you're not gay but your boyfriend is, right? :D :D
     
  10. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    Yes.

    Yes, you are.
     
  11. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I thought moloch/child sacrifice was universally known thing?
    It was part of watchmen.
    Spartans would just bash the childrens heads on a rock.
    In the bad part of town town poor and desolate of character folks knew that their special needs children had no future. So in order to not have to care for them the culture adopted broilinf them alive inside an idol during the time that other folks were sacrificing kid goats.
    The sheep crying to death would drown out the sound of their own kids dying.
    Sheep and children sound nearly identical when crying to death.
    The bible explains that all in detail.
    Except its not explained in literal words.
    Bible teaches you how to fish. What bait to use. When to use the rod when to use the net.
    Where to drop anchor. And how to go deeep.
    In the deep blue you find the biggest and baddest. But it can become kinda depressing.
    Thats why there are lots and lots of jokes.
    Inside baseball kind of stuff.
    Not for those that just like to skim the surface.
    They dont find the pearls. Those are deep and wrapped inside an ghostly enigma of calcium.
    But its the ghost with the most whose the ghost in the shell. Whose your crawdaddy?
    It aint no shrimp.

    Anywhoo religion is a false flag.
    Yall hate it up the wazoo.
    But you dont understand its just a cult.
    In spanish the church service is unabashedly called culto.
    And its a reflecfion of our culture is all.
    If you part of a culture or even subculture then you in a cult.
    And you in a cult.
    Dont think you arent part of a religion.
    Yesterdays christians were the atheists of their time.
    What you dont bow down to the kaisar and the star in the sky and the holy earth mother? To the cross with you you godless atheist scum!
    They used to kill you for not following the party line.
    You can either haven the steak or you can have the fish. You want the lamb... Sorry we dont serve sheep at this party. Yoi can have beef or you can have fish. Its yoir choice.
    After all its a free country and you get to have a choice. Fish or beef?

    Unfortunately lots of christians come from these theistic cultures and they bring their baggage with them. Hence why we have all these weird denominations that venerate statues and elevate humans into superstar status. No man is a god.
    Only god is god.
    But if you read that statement literally you are doing it wrong.
    You gotta go fish.
     
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  12. CapnTreee

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    Reached for the good stuff tonight ehh??:stoner:
     
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  13. darth550

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    Keep telling yourself that, Cait...
     
  14. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    ill be honest with you to a T.
    i enjoy smoking weed.
    but ive been clean for a good while now
    its probably still in the blood though
    i just was never a good pot smoker
    besides i have a broken nose and a recently operated hernia
    its hard to smoke when you cant breathe properly because of your nose
    and when you cant hold your breath correctly because of hernias its also kinda tough
    then i have hypertension to boot
    i had a lot of health problems before i started smoking weed but not hypertension
    the only thing close is that i had irregular heartbeat
    now my health is way improved thank god... but i ended up with a very very very rapid heartbeat
    probably from bad breathing from the bad nose and hernias
    but man its nice to sleep after smoking weed
    now i have to take a bunch of melatonin, valerian root, kava kava root, moringa seeds, and 5-hydroxytriptophan.
    not all at once, but a nice little cocktail of whats on hand
    what you probably dont know about me is that i was born high
    i never needed to smoke or do drugs as a youth
    i was always up up up
    i drank to get a little down so i could relate to all the other kids whose problems brought them low
    i just would never get down like that
    my spirit was very protected and nothing could get at me
    and i wouldnt need sleep for days
    i could exercise the entire day and always had second and seventh winds
    when all the better athletes got too tired i would still call next
    when all the speedballers would pass out i was still awake and making breakfast for those waking up from their stupors
    i was full of wind and then i lost my wind
    then i became full of hot air
    a long winded over inflated bag of hot air
    but thats ok
    i dont need to smoke a thing to be me
    i been me all along
    you gotta be who you be
    you is who you is
    i am what i yam
    and i yam hungry
    for some sweet potato
     
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  15. rube

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    We do it too.
    All cultures sacrifice their children.
    The weakest first.
    Its human nature.
    Animal instinct.
    Survival of the fittest.
    Evolution.
    The predator gets the smallest gimpiest water buffalo in the herd.
    But fuck that noise.
    You gotta fight your animal instincts if your spirit animal is a hunter killer.

    Im from a different cult.
    My friends are the vultures.
    The buzzcocks and the black crows.
    And yeah even the condor.
    The great watcher that only lives in two spots.
    In the hills, deserts and coasts of california and high in the andean mounts.
    Thats where the griffin resides.
    And thats my friend.
    And we see dead people.
    Because thats what raptors look for.
    Carrion to seize.
    And when we gather its a wake of vultures and other birds of prey.
    Because we eat the dead.
    But first we lift them up.
     
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  16. N.Z

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    I grade the direction this thread has headed an F.
     
  17. rube

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    You get the sun first.
     
  18. irish

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    how well hydrated are you?
    i used to have (what i thought was) a heartbeat issue
    my heart would race and my whole body felt like it was pulsating
    hard to rest/sleep when you can literally her your pulse in your ears
    i drink a minimum of two bottles of electrolyte water daily
    the problem has completely dissipated
    plus my blood pressure has gone down considerably
    cut down on sodium too -- which was really tough for me
    tougher than giving up alcohol and cutting down on red meat
    when i was younger i loved weed that would get you hyped up and thinking
    later i enjoyed weed like columbian that helped you sleep
    glad you're doing better though
     
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    and then the moon and stars?
     
  20. THINKBLUE

    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Hey why are you guys doing this?
     

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