DODGERS Grade the Nerds

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Grade the Nerds

Poll closed Nov 5, 2016.
  1. A

    6 vote(s)
    16.2%
  2. B

    16 vote(s)
    43.2%
  3. C

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  4. D

    5 vote(s)
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  5. F

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    racist
     
  2. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I drink a lot of water.
    When i dont my right kidney aches.
    Or maybe its a pulled back muscle.
    My bp is getting up there again.
    It was up when i was obese but once i lost all the weight it was gone.
    Creeped back up last year when my diet took a hit and i put some lbs back on.

    I went through incredible amounts of stress on my last mission.
    It took a lot out of me and its probably also to blame for my heart rate. But its been zen since the
    It was real bad. Pounding hars in my chest and head. I feel it in my body too so i know how u feel.
    Price of living bad. Burning the candle from two wicks.
    Still can get bad if i dont take my propanolol.
    It was 140 when i finally went to the doc and accepted the drug.
    My sodium levels are always on the low side. A doctor long ago told me that i probably drink too much water and wash myself out of sodium and other minerals.
    Ive started to drink electrolytes once in a while but in my mind its for my stomach.
    I still cant believe you stopped drinking. Thats awesome.
    I split an occasional Fosters with my uncle. Once or twice a month.
    It feels good to drink a heady beer with an old man and just sit there talking bout the old days and the old country.
     
  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i should clarify...
    i'll still have a drink when the situation arises
    like when diablo and i went for sushi
    but i hadn't had a drink for a month or so before that
    and haven't had one since
    i used to come home and take a shot of whiskey
    then another
    and another
    so i stopped
     
  4. jpldodgers

    jpldodgers DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

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    This thread is why I love this forum. This place would be boring as hell if we all agreed on everything.
     
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  5. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i disagree:duck::stirpot:
    :sarcasm:
     
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  6. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    BLOW ME!
     
  7. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    nah son
    that's codge's "job"
     
  8. CapnTreee

    CapnTreee Guest

    umm because of this...

    It really has moved well past Rube baiting, not that so many dared anyways
    And even I do it more as a prompting
    to encourage broader discourse

    I personally have the greatest issues with the narrowest of minds.
    Eyes front, flat top, stare straight ahead etc = Blockhead (thank you Devo)
    I see many things written extolling all sorts of pagan/religious zealot virtues
    None of which assertions can be ably defended
    But Rube's rants are refreshing (mostly)
    Exactly because he's telling it straight as he sees it.

    So I suppose it was wrong for me to suggest
    that his latest rant was inspired by weed
    Other than to compliment weed
    for enabling one to think outside of the box so easily

    And Rube does surely know how to get outside his box

    Admittedly this should have been in the "Off Topic" thread rather than the "Grade the Nerds" thread
    I can't help where the conversation drifts
    And boy does it drift sometimes

    Which, as JPL intones, is a very good thing
     
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  9. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    Cait's a stroke, well you know what I mean, all he does is PM me for sperm samples. Probably a gloryhole club member.
     
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  10. jpldodgers

    jpldodgers DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

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    I've thought this team has slowly been drifting away these last couple of years. I thought we were very close in 2013, and close in 2014. I will always believe that we beat the Giants in the NLCS if we beat the Cards. It seemed like we just needed a couple upgrades in the pen and maybe one bat during those years and we'd be off and running. Last year, it felt like Kershaw-Greinke carried the team all year and did a good job of hiding the flaws elsewhere. A couple of holes here and there that seemed very fixable have turned into several holes everywhere. Inconsistent lineup, questionable pen outside of Jansen, and a rotation with a ton of question marks 3-5, and we aren't certain that Maeda can keep up his pace at 2. It just feels like the roster has been downgraded year by year and the idea of a WS at this point seems outrageous.
     
  11. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    to me, the issues are in this order

    1. the pen
    2. the rotation
    3. the offense

    the bullpen has gotten worse each of the last two seasons (arguably more) and the nerds have done little/nothing to address it
    hatcher sucks, yimi sucks, baez sucks
    if honeycutt gets the credit for helping create kershaw, then he also gets the blame for not helping these guys get better
    sorry but that knife cuts both ways

    the rotation... i kinda get the issue of not wanting to block urias/deleon
    and to be fair, price was off the table before zack made his decision to take the dbags money
    signing another starter for multiple years was made even more problematic by that fucken scrub mehcarthy being on the books thru 2018
    we can bitch and whine all we want about wood and spazmir -- and i will -- but there's not a lot of options at this point
    i was never a fan of cueto, same with smdjzavagina, but they've inarguably helped the giants
    if urias and/or deleon don't get called up before 8/31, then to me the nerds had no intention of seriously competing this year
    even if that ginger fkag anderson hadn't hurt his vag, the guy's another #4 in a shit rotation

    the offense pisses me off
    we have a bunch of contributing players but no real leaders
    maybe seager will eventually develop into that player
    maybe adrian and turner will get hot when it matters
    maybe joc and puig will get even better
    idk, a lot of maybes
     
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  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Oops. I thought i was in the off topic thread. Better call mod.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    ~warned :smh:
     
  14. CapnTreee

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    LOL.


    Heeeeeeeey Mousey!!!

    Rube needs some guidance over here.
     
  15. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    Ya notice how all of his posts are not latent, but blatent, homosexually themed?

    Methinks he doth protest too much.
     
  16. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    See what I mean?

    Dude, if you crave cock just come out and say it. It's the 21st century, man. People understand your kind now.
     
  17. N.Z

    N.Z DSP Legend

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    So, we are unsure of the health of our new Japanese import. We have Ryu and McCarthy coming back from injury, and will be on a short leash. We got a guy Strippling that we won't even let pitch 100 pitches if he's got a no hitter going... Hmm... Let's assemble the shittest bullpen we can possibly get.

    So clever. We are the envy of all of baseball. So smart.
     
  18. THINKBLUE

    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Yeah. It's not fun :/
     
  19. LASports96

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    Biggest issue to me right now is the 2-5 hitters in this lineup are just all majorly under performing..... and ain't shit happening until this changes

    Puig: 90 wRC+
    Turner: 92 wRC+
    Gonzalez: 106 wRC+
    Seager: 88 wRC+

    ^ These are things we just accept as givens that these guys will perform at least above fucking league average and then some. It's not happening.

    Yes, the bullpen is a fucking problem I guess. And they'll have 2.5 more month to fix it internally or externally.
     
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  20. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    We've seen this act before. Watch for nothing worth talking about.
     

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