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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. CapnTreee

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    So REMEMBER guys.. be sure to pack heat when attending church services, you'll never know when someone needs restrained. LOL

    So why is Samson alive if the Usher found his gun?
    Cuz' church folk turn the other cheek.. LOL
    (thus cannot aim worth a shite)
     
  2. N.Z

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    Ass to ass! Ass to ass!
     
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  3. N.Z

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    Church folk "God has a plan." Get shot in their place of worship...

    Some fucking plan.
     
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    "The best laid plans of mice and men....." Oh! Ummm... wait! ...doesn't apply, right?
     
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  5. CapnTreee

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    Wow NZ you have mastered the "One Cynical Fuck" perspective haven't you???


    <not that I'm necessarily disagreeing mind you>
     
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  6. CapnTreee

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    Reminded of a ancient Jethro Tull lyric...

    "Well if Jesus saves, then he'd better save himself
    from the gory glory seakers who use his name in vain"
     
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    I gotta hand it to Hollywood. What in what other industry can you go up to an A-list actor, tell her "You're playing a smack whore, and you do an ass to ass scene with a double dong in order to score more smack." To which the A-list actor says "Great, let's do it."

    And I don't accept porn as an answer. That's too easy.
     
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    Vintage Connelly is as good as women get.
     
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  9. N.Z

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    Ruv and I preferred her in the Labyrinth.
     
  10. CapnTreee

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    "Dramatic Artistic Interpretations"


    we wouldn't understand...
     
  11. fsudog21

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    Cross Eyed Mary.......... from Aqualung
     
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    I liked her in "Once Upon a Time in America".
    You could look it up...
     
  13. N.Z

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    '84, making her 14?

    Looking up the movie it seems rather long by modern standards.
     
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    Yup...she was already showing it then, at 14...some urchin kid looking at her thru a peephole, then he grew up and became Robert De Niro.
    And it was 3 1/2 hours long if I remember...
     
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    fixed
     
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    not Lenny and Squiggy?
     
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    not likely
    it's a female
     
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    She sounds stupid. She wants an open-relationship and yet seems to have no clue that there is a not insignificant portion of the population into just that. It's called swinging. However, even the most promiscuous of swingers still have a relationship built on trust and honesty, but she's too hung up on labels like "being a man's property" to even pull off the very relationship her slutiness wants. Still, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little interested. But I'm going to give it a pass, she's over 30 after all.
     
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    Not if she refuses to vaccinate our kid.
     

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