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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. LAdiablo

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    so LAPD came out and when i asked what i could do they said to move out of state because its about to get worse
    they are building three new shelters in chatsworth and will be moving more trash from the inner city to our streets
    they were an older black cop and a young white female
    both said they were leaving the first chance they get
    fucking grim
     
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    You have the same rights as an individual.
    As a business your rights are severely limited.

    Officials are mandarins.
    Mandarins think they work for one while carrying water for another.
    They do not know what they are doing.
    Propaganda comes from the median and the far-see empires.
    It's not top down or bottoms up.
    It's sideways.
    We live in what to them is the magian underworld.
    The see are powered by chi who say si up close but don't mean it from far.
    The force is soft power.
    Ours is knowing when the time is nigh to say nay.

    Trump is being pushed by the soft force.
    Lockdowns are not legal.
    This is not china.
    But many politicians are mandarins.
    More orange than Trump.
     
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    yeah i can go shoot drugs on the street and not get arrested
    but as a taxpaying individual i have to pay to exist where i do
    i suppose i have the right to choose to live as a vagrant
    but other than that you don't make any sense on this one
    maybe i should just let them get their government benes in my mailbox
     
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    the master
     
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    How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

    About fell out of my chair on that one.
     
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    saw him before he was famous in a small room in vegas
    found myself out there on convention in a town i hate and was just looking for anything to do besides wander casinos
    maybe 50 people in the room and at which point he had reduced me to tears and had me falling off my chair i opened my eyes for a second
    half the room was in my state and half in utter shock
    his delivery was just exceptional
     
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    Wow...I knew Louis CK, too! Used to attend the same weekly circle jerk. He never missed.
     
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    I'm sure a quarantine benefit show where you work alone without any coworkers would be a good cause that Louis CK might be the perfect opening act for.
     
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    Paul Ruebens loves this post.
     
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    I love Paulie !
     
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    Clemenza not so much.
     
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    He sleeps wit da Marlins.
    Luca, too.
    Donnie Baseball, too.
     
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    My brief brush (no homo) with comic fame was with a unknown Tim Allen at the Improv.

    Old college teammate was playing with the Cubs at the time. After a Sat night game we were invited to go with the Improv as guests of comedian Tom Dressen, who was a huge Cubs' fan.

    We hung out and drank in a back room with the comics were either done or waiting to do their sets. Guy sitting across from me introduces himself as Tim Allen, which obviously meant nothing to me at the time. Ended up in an extended discussion about the brilliance of the Three Stooges with him.
     
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    was really excited to see the name Dana Gould in my work orders one morning
    unfortunately that neurotic strange character was exactly how he was in real life
    or maybe he was tuning in that character who knows
    strange cat
     
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    so mom calls me at 1130 pm and i answer as the dutiful son
    she says she's sorry to bother me but there's a rabbit in her room...
    i get dressed and make my way to her house in the pouring rain thinking this might be another hallucination
    hasn't had many recently but ten years ago she had some visuals that only shroomers could relate to
    i'm thinking a rat but she's insisting she saw a bunny so i start crawling around on the floor w a flashlight and sure enough this tiny creature is in her room
    not much chance i'm going to catch it alone but i try for a few minutes and it easily eludes me
    its a real easter bunny lol, how the fuck did it get in her room?
    will try again in the morning when i have less whiskey in my system
     
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    Maybe you are.both having visions.
     
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    With Bernie OUT today's term is:

    SOCIALISM DISTANCING!

    carry on
     
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    Rabbit successfully returned to nature
    Wonder if mom even noticed
    Or if he can tell the family what a long strange trip it's been
     
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    Were there any smoking caterpillars?

     
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    Can you be a socialist and an isolationist?
     

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