Our offseason acquisitions will be 2 elevators and a walkstreet of extremely overpriced, shitty food.
Clayton Kershaw or Mercury Morris?
Lux works for AFux!
He's good, marketable and costs <600K... That, and don't forget that he's a pretty boy named Gavin and California female...
So then, The Astros are the Trumps - everyone says they hate 'em but they keep on winning? What does that make us???? .....nm, I don't wanna...
Dude, this thread is about the Nats, not the Matts! :D :D :D :D
Fleabag, on Amazon (Comedy series).
Gerald's Game, on Netflix (Stephen King adaptation, movie).
When did the Yankees trade for Jansen????
When did the Astros trade for Jansen????
Not me. Kenley is a cKunt who was and will be coddled for too long. That said: He's also a cKunt with an ego and an opt out and Kasten, Boehly and...
Hey, look at the bright side....
Next year there will be added SRO tickets and elevators down to a new concession area so they can sell even more...
Actually, it makes more financial sense to pay a helluva lot less to executives than players make to get more out of what we have.
Dombrowski and Girardi?
Maybe of fucking elephant will trample Kershaw when he's saving the little kids in Africa next week?
UHHHHHHHH Gee Davey??????
Is having Stripling on the roster over Gonsolin more awesome than pinch hitting Taylor over Freese with the bases loaded?
Seems to me Kershaw has been shitting the bed in the early innings and then becoming very effective for some time now so why isn't the brain trust...
Good call switching Kershaw and Ryu. I'm sure this will also be the mandatory Kenley game if we come back too?
FUCKTARD GENIUS ON DISPLAY!
The Brewers have the Great White Jansen!!
ROTFLMAO! Antonio Brown announced he's going back to school to take a technical writing course?
After that text I can see why!!!
With Cleveland playing on SNF, Colin Cowherd will probably jerk off 16 times and have a mini stroke figuring out ways to talk shit about Baker...
That, and a closer.... :)
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