OFFSEASON 2017 OFF-TOPIC Thread

Discussion in 'DODGERS PAGE' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Rubricon

    Rubricon DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey man I do this to myself too.
    As soon as I wrote canals after talking about roots I felt a sharp pain down one of my molars.
    Thats why I had to think of something to distract from the pain. Like the F-52's Trump wants to send down the Uppsala highway.
    Wait is Uppsala in Norway... where does wiking Santa Odin live again?


    Thanks, Trumpf!
    Lets make the Norselands great again!
    Cuz who doesnt need a little bit of ragnars-rock-n-roll-a.
     
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  2. LAFord

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    Dude, Well said. fuck her. I've single handedly destroyed the earth then with my backyard list then. Here it goes=
    120lb German Shepard
    4 small dogs from 6 to 15 lbs. each
    4 Large geese
    4 or more ducks
    2 cats
    An Emu (yes an Australian flightless bird like a half sized ostrich)

    I've lost many more pets over the years here but they were handled the "legal" way.
     
  3. LAFord

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    Funny you said that. The new film is one of the most diverse films I've seen. So many different races play the characters. Problem is, the diversity STOPS at the "good guys" side. The bad guys are all white men, seriously. The one exception is the super giant white woman from Game of Thrones who is maybe the most insignificant villain in the movie and is tossed aside with the wimpiest of deaths.
     
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    Na was only the 3 IPAs then back to the home office for a few spreadsheets...no hangover lol. Took a quick nap and went to coach the boys!
     
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  5. blazer5

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    Restaraunt is walking distance so no DWI... cirrhosis on the other hand could be an issue down the road since I like my drink.. but I'll quit tomorrow!
     
  6. THINKBLUE

    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Figures.
    Remember when Alex P. Keaton, a sharp, hard-working, overachieving conservative teenager always had to be set straight by his hippie parents?
    The difference now is they don't even try to be subtle.
    The Hollywood left tries to control the culture and it's funny when it fails miserably (the election comes to mind)
     
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    good thing you have brakes
    not all of us do
    i love chaos but that middle of the day thing never goes well lol
     
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    Good point and example.
    But now, all the ills that proliferate within America, and the miseries and mendacities that follow because of them, will soon become things of the past.
    I am totally confident that the American dream and status will return as surely as the sun sets in the East West, as soon as President Winfrey is elected.
    Happy days are here again...
     
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    OK...the path that you wander is the path that you choose...but I know you have questioned your own drinking in post before.
    Best of luck to you , but you don't stay a young, indestructible buck forever.
     
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  10. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    so true
    as does that knowledge/ignorance of immortality
    i've had some cruel reminders lately
     
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  12. Rubricon

    Rubricon DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    When I was a little boy I identified with Alex P Keaton. Especially because I could not find any other people like that. That show confounded me as a kid.
    That and Small Wonder because WTF?
    They had some really mature themes on that show.
     
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  13. Rubricon

    Rubricon DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That is God Oprah to you.
    KNEEL BEFORE O!
     
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  14. Bluezoo

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    Aye...
    "No one fucks you harder than life"
    -------------------Davos, Game of Thrones
     
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  15. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    bravo 5-0

    Ballistic Missile Emergency Alert mistakenly sent to people of Hawaii
    by Sara Boboltz | Huffington Post — 18 minutes ago

    People in Hawaii received shocking media alerts Saturday morning warning of an approaching missile and instructing people to seek shelter, but authorities quickly declared the message was sent in error.

    “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII,” the message read. “SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.”

    Shortly after, the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency and Honolulu Department of Emergency Management informed Twitter followers there was no missile threat to Hawaii.
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    Honolulu mayor Kirk Caldwell and Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) also said the message was a “false alarm.”

    Authorities are reportedly investigating how the alert was sent. A request for comment from Hawaii EMA was not immediately returned.
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    In remote the town of Haleiwa, more than 30 miles from Pearl Harbor, residents were confused and afraid when they received the alert.
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    Some residents pulled over in their cars to alert pedestrians to take cover.
     
  16. Rubricon

    Rubricon DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Didnt tha happen before?
    Its like when the bully raises a fist and says psyche after the prey flinches.
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    If you flinch then the predator knows you are easy meat whenever he needs an emergency meal but cant hunt for it.

    Softening the target for when the wolf loses his fangs and cant bite as well in his old age.
     
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    This is some fucked up shit. If there turns out to be anything more than ineptitude that caused this false alarm, I'm for execution of the emmeffer.
     
  18. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    was there ever any question hawaii was raw meat?
    it’s like florida with less jews :jew:
     
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    The only free plane ticket in america is for a one way trip to Hawaii. But you need to be homeless in the right town to qualify.
     
  20. Bluezoo

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    Fuck the Norselands ! Remember Lindesfarne!
     
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