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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    not saying i wish the jaguar had been able to finish the job...
    but, yeah... natural selection

    Jaguar attacks woman who crosses barrier to take selfie
    by Nina Golgowski | Huffington Post — 4 hours ago

    A woman was attacked by a jaguar at an Arizona zoo after witnesses said she crossed a safety barrier to take a selfie, according to the zoo. The woman, who was not named in local news reports and was described as being in her 30s, was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries after the big cat latched onto her arm at Wildlife World Zoo in Litchfield Park on Saturday.

    Mickey Ollson, the director of Wildlife World Zoo, told ABC 15 the jaguar won’t be harmed because of “human behavior.” Ollson said it’s the second time that the jaguar has attacked someone who crossed the barrier, however. He said the injuries in the previous incident, which happened about a year or two ago, were minor.

    “The barriers are there for a good reason,” said Ollson. “Every time that you have an incident in a zoo, you’re going to double check it and meet with your staff try to figure out a way to stop that incident from happening again. But again, when people do not respect the barriers, there’s always a chance there might be a problem.”

    When reached for comment, the Jaguar said, “Stupid bkitch.”
     
  2. Gebbeth

    Gebbeth DSP Legend

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    Selfies will be the death of mankind.

    Or a great “cleanup” tool for the species.
     
  3. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Yep. I'm out of kindness when it comes to folks like this broad. Too stupid to share my air, man
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Agents seize $77 million of cocaine at New York-area port
    Associated Press — 11 March 2019
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    NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Customs agents have seized the biggest shipment of cocaine recovered at the ports of New York and New Jersey in 25 years. U.S. Customs and Border Protection says 3,200 pounds of the drug in 60 packages were seized at Port New York/Newark on Feb. 28. The street value is estimated at $77 million. It's the biggest cocaine seizure at the ports since 1994.

    A Customs spokesman says the container was recovered from a ship that originated in South America.

    Customs officers turned the drugs over to federal Homeland Security officials for investigation.
     
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  5. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    We need a wall or some shit to keep this crap out of our country.

    Wait a mote with Gators would be cool as fuck.. make it happen hair piece.
     
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    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Tony Montana says "fuck."
     
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  7. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Dis ain't no duckwalk, mang, lemme tell joo. Joo can forget abow thirting-five!
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That's called the Florida border with Cuba.
     
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    with mid to southern FL on Cuba's side
     
  10. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That moat not only has Gators but also Marlin and Ray. And a few mexican narcos too.
     
  11. CapnTreee

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    let us not overlook the flourishing python population either
     
  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Don't forget the hurricanes... And that damn Miami heat.
     
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    its a comb over :confused:
     
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    really want to know along w everyone else what's causing these 737's to drop out of the sky
    have flown Ethiopian airlines and despite what people think or might imagine it was extremely professional and i would definitely fly them again
    i flew the 737 to Ireland and i don't think i would fly that plane again
    can't figure out why the US hasn't grounded them w the rest of the world
     
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  15. Finski

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    Because it's been happening for years, but it's great to see these bastiges get theirs in this way ... burn, baby, burn!

    I'll paste from Forbes, because #whitemaleprivilegetendency ...

    Hollywood Celebrities Charged In Major College Admissions Scandal
    It reads like a Hollywood screenplay.

    Celebrities. CEOs. College Admissions. Allegations of cheating and bribery.

    The U.S. Attorney in the District of Massachusetts charged 46 people, including two television stars, CEOs and coaches, in federal court as part of a long-running, nationwide conspiracy to illicitly gain admission for their children to top colleges and universities. Both Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives) and Lori Loughlin (Full House, Fuller House) were charged as part of the alleged scheme, which dates to 2011.

    The allegations: According to the unsealed court documents, the allegations include, among others:

    • bribing college entrance exam officials to facilitate cheating on college entrance exams;
    • bribing coaches and administrators to designate applicants as recruited athletes (when they were not athletes) to gain admission to colleges and universities;
    • using a charitable organization to conceal bribery payments;
    • having third parties take classes and exams in place of their children and submitting the earned grade as part of the students' college applications;
    • submitting falsified applications for admission that contained fraudulently-obtained exam scores, grades, awards and athletic activities
    Other sources ...

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/12/us/college-admission-cheating-scheme/index.html

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/colleg...ffman-dozens-others-charged-today-2019-03-12/

    https://www.npr.org/2019/03/12/7025...s-of-fraud-in-wide-college-admissions-scandal

    https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/vid...oughlin-felicity-huffman-among-those-charged/
     
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    looks like these people are going to jail
     
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  17. blazer5

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    Southwest flies 737-700 series planes all over the place. I was in 3 of them today.

    Come to think of it, the reason I had to take the 3rd flight today was due to a mechanical problem.
     
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    Flying Allegiant tomorrow morning to Vegas. Pray for me, boys.

    Continue the prayers if we make to LV. Three days there might be a bit much for this old man.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Finski

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    I flew Allegiant once.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Facebook down all day?

    Hey, I enjoy FBook OK, but I'd these anyway Zuckertwat can get the fiscal equivalent of a Turkish prison rape from this, here is to the death of that platform.

    I'm kidding myself, of course. There's herpes and FBook, and the only diff? They'll cure herpes one day ...
     
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