A horse is a horse, of course, of course, until the Belmont Stakes

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    touch you?
    red foo
    caribou
    seattle slew

    rice and beans
    dairy queens
    jellybeans
    eat your greens

    compost
    melba toast
    donnie most
    pot roast

    out of touch?
    dining dutch
    with a crutch
    starsky and hutch

    let it be
    fantasy
    sandra dee
    beyond the sea

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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Lol
    You guys making it fun.
    See it's good to humor one another.
    You never know when the humoring is gonna be for you.
    Or maybe you will.
    That's fun too.
    Besides the alternative to humoring is ignoring or worse.
    And look where thats getting the suciety.
    Three cherries for good humour huaray!
    I see good humors how bout you?
    Look with your other eye, the one with the two golden arches.
    You smell that Apple pie.
     
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  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    good humor
    start a rumor
    you the consumer
    baby boomer

    golden arches
    deadly starches
    throat parches
    ides of marches

    ignore or worse
    common verse
    universe
    deadly curse

    apple pie
    alibi
    fortify
    as you belie
     
  4. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    three cherries
    rube's fairies
    ben and jerry's
    dignitaries
     
  5. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey Irish your haikus on images.
    stock image of people eating McDonald's with your haiku as the advertising copy.
    Maybe a Ben n Jerry type gives you job writing text jingles to put on their cups.
     
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    harkeyed DSP Legend

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    big mac
    control you lack
    heart attack
    never go back
     
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  7. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    super size
    mad disguise
    paralyze
    everyone dies
     
  8. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Lol
    Imagine what ends up happening in real communications.
    Not all the copywriters gonna follow direction.
    Ad agencies get huge and it's hard to keep everyone on message.
    So there will always be subversions in your network programming.
    They can't watch all the live moles at once.
    Not enough snakes around thanks to birds in the sky swooping down with righteous zeal to rip out the snakes hearts and minds in order to keep the farmstead safe for wandering adventurers and pathfinders.
    The farmer practices a more catch and release system mostly designed as bruising their will enough so they lose the rattle and put on the green garter. Or maybe he just likes the surprise of running into one now and then in order to keep his toes sharp.
    Either way the farmer gives quarter to snakes that learn to shed their skin and learn to fly again. Of course the snake is usually caught unawares deep in slumber most of the time.
    Then again the farmer has no problem pouring a bowl of nuked water on a snake that gets into the garden.
    You don't want to know what the farmer does to a snake that gets into the house much less the bedchamber.
    Well you can imagine...
    The snakes can't.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Did I tell yall the one about when I enlisted as a seaman?
    It's a long one so I'll bank one off the board and come back later.
    Instead it reminds me of this one seaman named typo, well that's what they called him.
    For he made a lot of typos all the time.
    According to those reading the memos.
    But a typo isn't always a mistake.
    Sometime a typo is a type.
    Misjudged as error or worse. Much worse.
    But people forget that when messages are delivered at light speeds it's hard to type.
    Good secretaries eventually learn a type of shorthand to help them keep up.
    But it's difficult not making a typo when you that type of typo.
    The typo is part of the job.
     
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    CapnTreee ...disgusted...

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    snakes can't imagine typos either

    or jobs for that matter
     

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