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Which pitcher has the best performance?

  1. Buehler

    37.5%
  2. Maeda

    25.0%
  3. Ryu

    37.5%
  1. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Well, well, muthafukin well ... I suppose we all should know better, shouldn't we?

    I mean ... if Kenley was a horse, I'd shoot the son of a bitch.
     
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    Seriously, FUCK YOU JANSEN!

    That meatball at 93 before the HR was all I needed to see. Everyone in the world except Roberts and Friedman saw it too. And right on cue there's another one but the guy mercilessly didn't swing at it.

    Wheels are off. This is abuse.
     
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    I would not piss on Jansen if he were on fire. I'm done with this Drexl Spivey looking asshole ...
     
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    That's our closer.
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    FUCKTARD geniuses will roll with this loser for eternity.

    Unfortunately, there is no trade deadline to save us. This is it
     
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    Easily one of my most disliked athletes in any sport.
     
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    Trade deadline worked out great
     
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    Now Zona exploits fatboy at 1B .. can't blame them for that, really.
     
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    On Jansen...
    "You do not doubt the great ones"
    --David Vassegh
     
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    Damn. Now he's gonna steal signs
     
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    I talk tough, but obviously Jansen would kick my fat ass in a second ... But if I ever meet that twat Vassegh, and he starts defending Jansen, I'll fall on that twigboy and squish him like a sowbug. I detest that punk.
     
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    My extreme, angry take of the night: Kenley Jansen suffering a career ending injury would be the best thing to happen to the Dodgers since the 88 WS.
     
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    Won't have to worry about it. Never get that far with this guy's name chiseled in granite as closer.
     
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    I just don't get how the ego of one guy supersedes the good of the entire team
    he's not elite and these are the dbacks
    playoff teams will feast of this toomgis beast
     
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    Knowing that Kenley will choke in the World Series regardless, I have almost started to enjoy watching his fat ass get lit. It's a strange feeling but I'm starting to get my jollies watching him fail. Maybe it is a coping mechanism

    Of course, part of that was because I wanted the front office to get off their ass and do something. We all knew that even when Kenley was getting decent results, he wasn't the same guy, and we really needed him to blow saves in order for the front office to get ahead of it and find an elite relief ace.

    But they didn't and we are screwed.

    It used to be "the bridge to Kenley. Now, I pray the bridge snaps in half so we don't have to get to him.
     
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    Personally, I'd like to give the abandoned Alanna a piece of my....uh....mind. Yeah, thats it. My mind.
     
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    Fixed
     
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    me too but Kimbrel came apart and then hit the IL
    look at Morrow
    wasn't down w trading May or Lux for a reliever
    but that doesn't mean Kelly or Baez can't start closing
    fuck even Kenta
     
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    I love the Eagles, but Hotel California is their one hit that just annoys the shit out of me. Might be time to mix it up, Cody. The way you're swinging it lately, maybe Desperado.
     
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    Yep. My 'heart' went out to him when he had those episodes at altitude. Now, I find my dark soul asking the Almighty to give him a relapse so he has to retire. Shit ... Urias or Kelly can do this job. Meanwhile, Kenley can go speak seven languages at home with his hot wife for all I care.

    But he should never be the closer again.
     

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