Donnie Dum Dum's answering machine is lit up..

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    Anonymous realtor:
    Hi. I hear you might be interested in listing your home.
     
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    Puig (this afternoon): Hey Donnie. No one here at batting practice. I'm early! When you coming? It cold out here.
     
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    DOC RIVERS: "What up, bkitch?!!! We won again! Representing LA! You should try it sometime. Hey, there's someone here who wants to say hi."
    DARRYL SUTTER: "We won again too bkitch!!! Get with the program you fucken clown!!! You're disgracing this fine city!!!"

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    ^two minutes later...

    MIKE SCIOSCIA: "Shit, even we won, you punk ass bitch!!!"
     
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    Well to be fair, the Dodgers won their 1st round series last year too ^
     
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    Clayton Kershaw: Hey skip. Just for the record, I can't pitch every night you fucking tool.
     
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    Jonathan Quick: Rumor has it you need a reliable guy that can shut teams down late in the game. I'll look into the job mid June. I'm kinda busy right now. It's duck season.
     
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    ha ha awesome :rofl:
     
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    Ned: Hey Donnie. We need to talk. Immediately.
     
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    Magic: Ownership has been having some meetings and doing some research about baseball and recently learned some interesting things. Did you know that managers used to be allowed to play as well as what you do? One of the guys pulled up your wiki page and it looks like you were once pretty good. Do you know anything about this DH we've heard about? Page me when you get home.
     
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    Dodgers bat boy: Hi Donnie. I was just wondering if I should even bother showing up today. A simple reply in text will do. In fact, you should ask yourself the same question.
     
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    Mark McGwire: Hey bud. I was thinking. I was a pretty good hitter. You were a pretty good hitter. Yet we can't get these guys to hit water jumping out of a fucking boat. (Starts the sniffles). We should reconsider what we're doing here. (Mr. Sensitive starts sobbing).
     
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    Mickey Hatcher: Hey Stan, it's Mickey. I'm ready to step in for Big Mac. Just cut Donnie Loose. Wallach is ready and deserves his shot just like we discussed. Time to shake things up.

    (Responding to a voice in the backgroung) What number did you give me? Awww shit man. No worries, he's to dumb to figure it out. 'Click'.
     
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    Dustin Brown: Hey coach. I hit better that those fucking hacks on your team. You're no Sutter bkitch!

    Slava and Willie Mitchell score more than your sorry ass team.
     
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    Nate Eovaldi: Hi. Tell Ned I Said hello. Fuck face!
     
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    Joc Pederson: Hey skip. I was thinking. Tell Ned Flanders not to call me up. Alex and the others guys here are really cool and we're all playing really well and having a good time. There's no need to fuck up progress by calling any of us up. Unless of course, you do the right thing and step the fuck down.
     
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    TREY HILLMAN: "Yeah, all my fault. Go die, backstabbing ckunt bkitch!"
     
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    ETHIER: "Hey asshat, you do realize I'm hitting .429 in 70 at bats against Cain, while Carl is hitting .278 in 18? Fucken idiot!"
     
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    Oh Dum Dum
    :smh:
     
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    Joe Torre:

    Hey there, Donnie boy, this is Joe Torre calling. I just wanted to let you know I think you are doing a bang up job out there managing the Dodgers again this year. And I want you to keep this in mind - whenever the press gets excited and they start talking about removing the manager - I can help. I'll give you my public support - anytime you need it - all you've got to do is call. Heck, by the time I'm done, I bet I can get Ned to tack on 2 or 3 more years onto your contract. It worked before. Just let me know when, and I'll call the press conference and we'll start turning the screws on ol' Ned. Take care, buddy boy.
     

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