Donnie Dum Dum's answering machine is lit up..

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    ^ TORRE calls back

    "Almost forgot... just a little constructive criticism, but you really need to start extending the guys in your bullpen. Guys aren't going to be fresh unless they're throwing an inning or two a game... minimum. That's why Wilson has been so erratic. Think Blue? Hell no! Think Scott Proctor, bkitch!"
     
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    :laff:
     
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    Kirk Gibson: You're mother fucking welcome you sorry excuse for a minor league manager.
     
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    Clayton Kershaw: I understand I sucked. Yet you still managed to burn more bullpen innings than Joe Torre in a 20 inning game.

    Good job skip. It isn't even June and you have taxed teh bullpen
     
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    Hey Buddy. Trey here again. Just saw the game.
    If you're free later you should come over. I'm having a BBQ. Dave Hansen asked me to invite you.
     
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    Kasten: Press conference tomorrow at 1:00. Make sure you watch it Grady.
     
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    Randy Newman: You're costing me royalty checks, bkitch.
     
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    Luis Cruz: Hello from Japan. How is that third base situation working out for you?
     
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    Honestly Turner has been our best player the last week or so, lol
     
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    Hector Noesi:
    "Can't believe I snapped my 19 winless start streak. Last time I won was back in '12 with Seattle. Who woulda thunk that after going 0-12 with a 5.42 ERA for over two years, a guy like me would hold your mighty team to one run and five hits over six innings with six K's? I couldn't have done it without you. You really are a players manager... all the guys on our team love playing you! Thanks again... meat."

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    Tommy Lasorda:

    Hey Donnie. I would give ten pounds of pasta, my ball sack and my god damn mother fucking soul to be fifteen fucking years younger so I could manage the Dodgers. You are a weak mother fucking cocksucker that couldn't manage a god damn potato sack race with retarded kids.

    FUCKING FUCK THIS!

    I'd rather have that cocksucker TJ fucking Simers manage my beloved Dodgers you mother fucker!

    FUCK!!!
     
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    3 years, 12 million!
     
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    Preston Mattingly: Hi dad. The guys here won't let up. Are you managing the Dodgers or not? Please call me back.
     
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    DARRYL SUTTER: "Man you suck!"
     
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    Anonymous caller: "So Donnie, what are your plans after your managing career is over? You know, ....tomorrow?"
     
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    Joc: Hey skip. I hear you have some experience in cooking. So as I sit here in triple A, I'd just like to remind you and Ned that there IS such a thing as OVER seasoning. Just saying....
     
    KOUFAX0000, Jun 12, 2014
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    Alex Guerrero:

    Hey skip. I hope Ned is also there. I have something to say. MAKE A FUCKING DECISION WITH HANLEY AND THE DL YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS!
     
    KOUFAX0000, Jul 3, 2014
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    ^and

    GUERRERO: "Sorry, didn't hear anything you said. Wrong ear, my bad."
     
    irish, Jul 3, 2014
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