Donnie Dum Dum's answering machine is lit up..

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    Dean Lombardi: Hi Donnie. Dean here. It's July 3rd and my roster is set for next season.

    How are you and Ned doing with yours right now???

    Momentary pause...

    Fucking tool (sound of laughing people in the background).
     
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    Glen Hoffman: Hey Donnie. Hoffy here. Umm I hate to break it but you're not very good at this. Bud says "you're welcome fuck face tool shed".
     
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    Brian Wilson: Hey skip. I said I'll be ready for the PLAYOFFS. Fucking eh you're a schmuck.
     
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    Daniel Coulombe: Hey skip. Daniel here. Tell Ned thank you for the temporary pay raise. (Pause) You do know who this is don't you?
     
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    Is there one for the spectacular LAD GM, too?
    There's messages from lots of guys to be answered, mostly from Jason Schmidt, Andruw Jones, and some guy named Carmona and another named Correia...and most recently Brian Wilson and some fat guy named Chris Perez...they all want to know where they should leave this months "envelopes" with the "zitis" in it.
    Andruw's was long distance...
     
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    Bill Russell: Hi Donnie. I over heard Tommy telling someone if he could pick anyone to manage the Dodgers, it would be Bobby Valentine.

    Good luck.
     
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    Joe Torre: Donnie. Your use of the bullpen is textbook. I'm impressed.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Torre: Donnie. I know it's the middle of the 8th in game 3 but I wanted to tell you Arizona is looking for a manager and LaRussa might come calling.
     
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    Darryl Sutter: This shit again?
     
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    Ryu: "Fuck you, I should have stayed injured. "
     
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    Chuck Crim: "don't call down here in the pen ever again retards"
     
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    Brian Wilson: "Hey Skip. Just wanted to let you know... I'm saving the hard stuff for the NLCS."
     
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    Dang I just posted a similar joke :(
     
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    saw it
    fkag
     
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    Kolten Wong: "Hey man, thanks for bringing that Elbert scrub in. No way in hell I could have touched Ryu."
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Kolten Wong: 上古汉语 [上古漢語]
     
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    Hey Pops. It's Preston. What's this I'm hearing from the guys about you managing in Albuquerque next season? Did the Dodgers get sold again?
    See you in LA for game 5!
     
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    Yasiel Puig: "Hola Puto. Thanks for giving me the day off today. By the way, how'd that work out? Pinche payaso."
     
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