Douche of the Day

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  1. THINKBLUE

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    3/30: I nominate Logan Forsythe
    Or whoever created the Dodgers
     
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    i nominate whoever created this thread :bitchslap:
     
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  3. Chiefdodgerslkrs24

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    fuck that puto
     
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    Are the Guggs technically "a" douche or plural douches?
     
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    18 innings a couple of hits an no runs
    i nominate the entire team sans CK and Wood
    oh and nice to know ya Kenley that shit is over
     
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    i nominate turner for getting injured
    totally his fault
     
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    So very much like the team, I got nothing.
    Except a split would be a great outcome of this sadness so far.
    "Any port in a storm", as they say.
     
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    I know Orel and Davis were trying valiantly to be good company men...but the explanation of Kenley's startling drop in velocity because " you can't get it up for a ST game" was a reach and a half, imo. Sounded like direct quote from Choke to me, too.
    How come none of the other closers and RPs in bb don't use that cop out then?
    How much can you coddle a huge dude like that? Curacaoan, please...
    Ball is straight down Broadway...not a wrinkle.
    Better channel some Mo cutter magic quick...like today.
     
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    DOTD is back!
     
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    maybe it’s just me
    but kenley looks like he’s put on some poundage
    not talking about the couple pounds tv supposedly adds
    fat fuck looks like he’s pushing 3 bills
    fucken overweight, zero velocity, no cutter having, piece of fuck
     
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    Yeah he’s listed at 6’5” 275 lb and those things are notoriously generous. I would not be surprised if he was 305. Too bad he didn’t catch that flu bug in ST.
     
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    My nomination the past few days is whoever decided the Kirk Gibson reinactment before Opening Day would be a good idea after they choked away the series in October.

    I know you guys have special ties to Gibby, Hershiser, etc. but man am I tired of seeing those guys all of the time because it’s a constant reminder of not winning shit since then. I don’t know if any of the younger guys feel the same, but it’s gotten annoying seeing constant Dodger shit from the 80s.
     
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    Well...tropical breezes, nice new wifey babe, home cooking, millions whether you're good or you suck...guess the eye of the tiger may not be so important anymore.
    Just think that after what transpired in the series that he was directly responsible for, he would come back out in the new season fired up and throwing with fire and intensity.
    We'll see
     
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    i do love the flashback shit
    but i agree 100% on the (poor) timing
    also wtf with the festivities for being nl champs?
    should be pissed at finishing 2nd, not celebrating it
    like tiger woods once said... “all 2nd place means is 1st loser”
    giants are probably laughing...
    “so we win 3 ws in 5 years, and these clowns are celebrating (being) runner up?”
    #priorities
     
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    Then he'd top out at 79 mph.
     
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    so then Andrew and Farhan get the nomination??

    Clearly Jansen is not getting the heat up to even 90, let alone 96, and yet they still throw him in multiple games?
     
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    i think Kirk himself said that in so many words
    been time to make new memories for a looooooong time now
     
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    I nominate Andrew's toupe, because fuck him.
     
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    today's nominee is Connor McGregor, who was arrested in NY at the Barclays center for assault after throwing things at and through the window of a bus that UFC fighters were on, causing UFC to have to cancel 3 fights at their next card, 2 due to injuries suffered during this and there other because of one fighter's participation with McGregor in the incident.
     
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    Hahah good choice
     

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