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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Aug 19, 2019.

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this series...

  1. roberts does something asinine

    58.3%
  2. joc strikes out 3+ times

    58.3%
  3. orel talks about himself

    50.0%
  4. alanna looks hot

    58.3%
  5. kenley blows a save

    58.3%
  6. smith hits a hr

    50.0%
  7. beaty hits a hr

    25.0%
  8. muncy hits 3+ hr

    25.0%
  9. maeda goes less than 3 innings, gives up 5+ runs

    33.3%
  10. we get swept

    33.3%
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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    roberts’ genius...
    bench taylor who’s playing well
    but put kiké out there who can’t hit shit
    surprised gyorko isn’t in here for cody smh

    1. A.J. Pollock CF
    2. Max Muncy 1B
    3. Justin Turner 3B
    4. Cody Bellinger RF
    5. Corey Seager SS
    6. Enrique Hernandez 2B
    7. Joc Pederson LF
    8. Russell Martin C
    9. Kenta Maeda P
     
  2. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i actually hope he goes andrew toles and disappears
    or that his cardiologist says he needs to have zero physical activity and no stress for the next 4 months
    and fuck roberts for lacking the spine to make a change and give someone else a shot
    especially since now — and not much later — would be the time to experiment
     
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    Pollock leading off >> Joc leading off
     
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    6. Enrique Hernandez 2B
    7. Joc Pederson LF
    8. Russell Martin C
    9. Kenta Maeda P
    Guess which of these has the highest batting average? Hint: It's not Hernandez, Pederson, or Martin. They have been in a 3-man race towards the Mendoza line since the ASG.

    I hope the pen is up for some work tonight. I figure with Kenta on the mound, we'll probably need about five innings out of them.

    Pollock leading off? Yes, better than Joc, but hopefully he's just keeping the spot warm for Lux.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    lol the current leader in the poll is joc k’ing 3+ times
     
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    any one where the team expected to depend on him to close a game
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    im such a nerd that I designed a card game that took pro sports stars physical abilities/game style/stats and turned them into the attributes/skills/powers for fantasy characters in a world where after a war/disaster most of the US devolves into baltimore/detroit in the north and east and juarez/tijuana in the south and west and sports stars guilt kicks in and they start becoming vigilantes/heroes using their money and the cutting edge biomedicine and technology it can buy to defend the people of their old hoods or the cities of teams where they play
    where they fight against a rogues gallery of enemies from back in their old hood that don't want to see folks that made it come back and 'try to help' because all they do is attract zealots/haters/criminals that perpetuate the violence thanks to the hero baller not staying home and minding his own business
     
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    That is the best case scenario.
     
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    He's been damn good at the plate since coming off the IL.
     
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    Judas ... I would play that game. I'll take Frank Howard protecting Columbus Ohio with a limitless collection of 10d20 cudgels that he wields three at a time per arm [no saving throw]
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That was kind of the idea.
    Teams of different classes of players made up of big power hitters as front row melee with linebackers as big damage taking and dealing tanks and 3 point shooters as magic archers lobbying damage from range like pitchers throwing fireballs like wizards.
    Frank Howard as a half giant Teutonic knight smacking you with mithril hammers in the shape of Louisville sluggers.
     
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    Fucking feast or famine shit is really annoying. Can't buy a hit tonight, just like last night.
    At this rate, the damn Yankees will cruise over us.
    Fuck.
    And the fact that this guy is a starter is not the reason, because we flat out sucked against a load of bp guys the night before.
     
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    Joc is an exciting player.
     
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    kinda think they're disinterested looking ahead to the weekend
    I'm hoping for us to get a couple so toomgie can blow another one
     
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    Explain to me how anyone cost us that WS vs Boston.
     
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    Getting worked by someone mediocre motherfucker. 1 hit and it was by Kenta. What in the fuck?
     
  17. rube

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    was there a one kenley jansen on the team at the time?
     
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    Not too cool then taking on the Yanks after a complete offensive shit show against Toronto.
    Don't forget the last Miami game embarrassment, also.
     
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    My man Joc.
     
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    hard to be up for all 162 that's for sure
    that kid had something working
    still have time to come back and get kenley out there for the save!
     

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