LA Dodgers @ VaGiants Game Thread

maddddd props to Fife, Bills and Clay. all pitched wonderfully

 

Would be nice to go home and win 6 or 7 out of 9.

 

Wow...I don't now what was better...CK's unbelievable game and looking like his old self again, Luis Cruz getting clutch hits, or the faces on the Giants fans...probably Kershaw. Simply intimidating.
Two shutouts and a sweep. 19 runs to 3 in the series. I was thinking that in a way, we can thank Uribe for his intense suckitude...if he was successful at all, they probably would have never looked at Ramirez. And there's no way Dee would have given us the offensive production Cruz has...no way. Strange how things work out.
Wow again.

 

You cannot tell me that this was not a statement. From not letting up yesterday to Kershaw going 9. DBB and the boys were sending a fucking message. Do not fuck wit us and stop the shit talking. The Gnats were in swagger mode after the last shut out. This was reminding them who in the fuck we are.

 

Cards and Pirates lose

 

Can't believe the screeners let some of these callers on DTalk. "Cruz needs to play 1B when Gordon comes back"...? lmao

 

That ump was a cockeyed motherfucker today...he gave Vsong the outside of the plate (RH) all day long. Amazing. I'm so glad he lost.
I don't think I saw CK get one pitch that wasn't a strike. The early inning K on Ellis was truly incompetent umping.
What's Torre's job again? Calling the games if there is a rainstorm or some shit?
They had a quiz on the Giants cast that asked who was the last pitcher to beat the CY Y Award winner 3 times the next year...because Vsong was 2-0 against CK up until today. Didn't work out that way boyos. Did it? Overconfident finooks.
I think Loney laughing out loud at that asshole Penny is about as cool as anything else you could do to him.
Penny has a giant penis , as the reports went in the LA papers in the past...some kind of cosmic symmetry there with the 'Giant' penis thing.
I guess he's home now.

 

What a tremendously great week for the Dodgers. They trade for HanRam. They sweep the Giants in SF shutting them out twice. They reclaim first place. And the week isn't over yet.

 

I heard that and was thinking that may come back to you fellows. And for the record, I think the answer is actually Kershaw versus Likesthecum. He owned him during his "CY Young" years.

 

Remember Gagne's comments? Wish he were here for the new owners

 

Yeah, sucks he is not around for this.

 

Almost sucks as bad as him with no roids.

 

OK, I have a legal update from the Giant series. All sexual assault charges pending from yesterday have been dropped. The Dodgers and the Giants reached agreement before the game that in exchange for being used by the Dodgers in a more reasonable way today all charges would be dropped. The Giants agreed to casual consensual sex in order to avoid yesterdays banging by the big as in big boys (Kemp and Hanley Ram). In exchange sexual activity was between the smaller but still potent Kershaw, Cruz and Loney. The Giants agreed to manual release and as the game was winding down Kershaw gently pushed their heads down from the back to his ....... Melkey and they call him the milk man for a reason started the dramatic climax to the game and like a sweet Angel Pagan finished it off. Unfortunately Buster tried to push back up but Angel just submitted and gave us our agreed upon conclusion and reward. Several Giants were heard uttering as they left the stadium that they could get use to this. The final terms also included that the Dodgers did not have to call tomorrow morning and say anything other than hey Bitches wait til the next time when we bring some more studs to the game.

 

Did you write 50 shades of Grey?

 

What the hell is 50 shades of Grey?