Dave Anderson: Hi Ned. Dave Anderson here. Watching the start of your game. Since Ron stepped down, I assume we'll have some change in Texas. Just letting you know that I'm ready to be a manager.
Ned. Bill Bene here. I think I've got a little something in the tank. See you in February? That is if you still have a job.
Hi Ned. Kirk Gibson here. Let my agent know when you're ready to talk? After the Cardinals series I assume? (background voice). Hang up Gibby!! That hack won't be hiring you. He'll be looking for a job in a couple of weeks. 'click'
Magic: Ain't no 'big game' James out there at the trade deadline? My movie theatres need a new manager. You know anyone qualified?
Mrs. Colletti: Honey, great news! Pack your bags, I just won the lottery! Ned: Great, where are we going!? Mrs. Coletti: I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by 5, bkitch!
Hi Dad. Sorry about the loss. Are we still on for matching tattoos next week? Can wait for that golden gate bridge tat. It'll be sweet!
Jake Peavy: "Hey man! I just wanted to thank you for not trading for me. So grateful to be playing for a legitimate contender, and not a pretender."
Brian Sabean: Hey buddy. Sabes here. It's an even numbered Year!! Something tells me we'll be talking soon
Dayton Moore: Hey Ned. Dayton here. I have an off day tomorrow. Give me a call if you want some tips on how to build a bullpen on the cheap.
When the Giants are World Champions again, do you think they will react just a little bit peeved? Not anything as serious as firing him, but make him come in early or something?