Ned's voice mail is getting some work.

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  1. back2back x 2 + 1

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    Lmmfao awesomeness. especially the opening update.." Stern says any re-up with the Lakers will be vetoed " :laff:
     
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    " Rosendouche " :laff:
     
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    ok I'M FUCKING CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!

    there needs to be more of these
     
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    Well I no longer have the time or effort to make these parodies anymore. Perhaps you can take the gauntlet??
     
  5. irish

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    make the time bkitch
     
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    When is the headline coming: "Colletti Fired as Dodgers GM"?
    Oh, that's right....patience.
    Yup.
     
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    This week.

    Kasten is deciding on candidates prior to pulling the plug.
     
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    Inside Kufu info, or wishful thinking? Inquiring minds want to know....
     
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    Hi Ned. Sabes here. We'll talk next week.
     
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    FRIEDMAN: Hey Ned, need all your crap out of my office by noon, bkitch.
     
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    Freidman: By the way. Let me know your thoughts on the bullpen in 2015 so the new GM can do the complete opposite.
     
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    Somehow, I read this as Kasten is deciding on candidates prior to pulling the Puig.
     
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    Brian Wilson's agent: Ned. You are one shrewd negotiator. We'll take that option. Thank you.
     
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    Freidman: "Hey Ned... what the fuck's up with all the Giants' gear I found in your closet? LOL. Giants' gear... in the closet... what I did there, do you see it?"
     
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    :clap:
     
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    JOHN HART: "Hey Ned, John. I know you're no longer in charge there, but I trust your good judgement and wanted to run something by you... I'm thinking of dealing Heyward to the Cards. I asked for Wainwright, they said no... but they countered with Shelby Miller. They said they would do it if I included Jordan Walden in the deal. That's when I knew I had them. I paused (one of my tricks to make them think I'm disinterested) and then I showed them who was boss -- I said okay, but only if you throw an unproven prospect... take it or leave it! You should have heard them on the phone. I swear I heard them giggling in the background -- they think they got the better end of it. Fools. Oh man, I miss you buddy..."
     
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    Ned, this is Andy. I really need you to unlock the door and leave your office so I can get in there and start doing my job. We have a bouncy house set up in right field with your name on it....
     
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