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  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    i was born in the park with my bat and my ball
    but soon found the court was where my buckets would fall
    i tried other fields and yelled fore with with woods and irons
    and even learned that i wasnt cut out for the field grid with iron
    a baller with dimes in my sky jordans and then my air pumps
    made change for young bucks seeking luck in their chucks
    the ones in the air not the ones on their feet
    because playing in chucks was a feat that was rare
    converse was for vets passing 40's
    with less gas in the tank but more wind in their sails
    chucking from 3 and playing tough D
    and dropping elbows of flow way deep in the post
    them old all stars making young babes heads bob and swoon
    while my noggin got swoll like a head in a hole
     
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    This is HILARIOUS, hahahah....

     
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  3. Shaw

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    Should be 100% done with law school by the end of the week. Shit starting to get real.
     
  4. MZA

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    Cool. So, I ran over a couple if people a while ago, can you get me aquitted? I need to know soon. Trial starts in July.
     
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    We played baseball everyday. Right in the street with tennis balls directly in front of my house. Neighbors use to get pissed from all the line drives into their houses and cars... We had seasons and kept stats and everything. We even use to play kids on other streets in the hood...We eventually formed an adult team together and won many LA city ships... So much fucking fun... This kind of shit doesn't even happen with the white kids anymore... Now it's all travel ball and shit.

    One time I was asked by a local coach to play travel ball and my mom was like it's how much? And we have to drive you there? Nope ride your bike to the park and play little league like the rest of the kids...

    Sad thing is I was pretty damn good and if I did play travel ball it could have changed the direction I went in baseball.

    But we'll always have fond memories of baseball in the streets!!!!
     
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    Congrats buddy! You heading back to LA? What type of law do you want to get into?
     
  7. CapnTreee

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    Congratulations !! Do you have to pass the bar before the recruiting begins?

    My son graduates in a couple weeks and has already been sorting through offers
     
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    Congrats b. Damn you a straight up inspiration but you also a genius

    Ima need a letter of Rec when you head your own law firm
     
  9. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    depends... what's your ethnicity?



    wow racist
     
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    Hispanic.

    I'm fucked, huh?
     
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    More important, the ethnicity of the peeps you ran over.


    WOW racist.
     
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  14. rube

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    law degrees open the doors
    you need to have a good plan
    you dont have to be a lawyer
    you dont have to work the law
    you already have the third degree
    you can now rise above the plane
    you dont even need an aero plane
    you should get yourself a girl thats plain
    you and her can level the field of playing
    you and her can then play ball
    you know your stripper from your paint?
    you know your sinner from your saint?
    you do have a plan... right?
    you could hire a planner
    you can pay with steam power
    you know its odor or is it odr or would you like the other?
    you know a Hannibal that dreams the dreamers dream
    you do and i dew for what is due
    you can be the face man
    you gots the skeleton key?
    im your huckleberry
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    ^^^ Rube bordering on iambic pentameter...
    One question: Hannibal the Carthaginian general or the Lechter, the cannibal?
     
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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Shaw was from Seattle area not L.A.
     
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    We're Americans, we don't know how geography works.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The man from bar-Ceylona aka North Africa aka Southern Europe aka military man of Espaine.
    The man who went from Egypt to Scythia to Ireland through Rome and back again.
    The man who held Rome by the curls of its empire but could not bring himself to sack the sack.
    The man who represents the old Phoenix rising from its own ashen remains like a millennial falcon.
    The man with the plan and the will and fore sight to see it through.
    The man who can scatter the cynics for the dogs that they are without the need for unnecessary bloodshed.
    Of course we arent talking of just a man, we talking about men.
    Men who crossed the Alps and air dropped squads of Pink Elephants in the Roome.
    While sharing the ABC's of the Alpha Beit's to all the little men in tall britches needing a Tyrion education.
    And for our generation of pop culture we may know him better as Mr Lee aka John Smith the leader of the team of Airborne Alphas Aces.
    Even if Don Bosco hates to get on the plane, his friends always have a plan that knocks his socks off.
    And dont you love it when a plan comes together?
    Now you know who I am speaking about?
    Victory is its own reward.
    And victory is spelled Nike as in Nice as in find your Niche and just do it!
    Of course you talk of Fava Beans and Nice Wine and Sweetbreads which is par for the course.
    You do know that Vlad the Impaler is just a myth?
    And myths are there to be spread by the Mouth aka the Myth.
    Western Y asking Asian U Why all the fuzz to scare the little ones.
    Although of course Eastern U can be northern and southern too aka IOU.
    But enough about Muse because i like song, and dance my friend.
    Not blood and guts and all that mess. Yo what say You to the IOU?
    By the By when you take your pills you cant take certain wines, certain beans, and certainly not any liver.
    And i stopped taking meds a long long time ago.
    But have no fear my meds arent for my head other than the aches and the pains.
    My meds were for my Larry Bird disease, aka white boy over 33 gym rat disease.
    My back is killing me, my muscles spasm and my nerves are gNashed like an out of work PG.
    But im alright with my natural herbs and spices from the great outdoors in the nepalese land of purple n gold.
    I got better spinach than my pops can eye, and i grow it in his own better homes and gardens.
    I eat the apple of the pine and the papa yah and alll the fruits in large qualities.
    And dont trip because i dont. I just like to lay down a smokesreen to fool the loose keys that like to look in the loo.
    Maybe once im on the last hole ill have a cigar, i mean ive gone this far playing the game, boy.
    But dont forget that like slick willy style i didnt inhale.
    So get off your petard and go the way of Nicard says Senor Peppard.
    On and On till the break of dawn and we all reach the gates of old Sydon.
     
  19. CapnTreee

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    ^... all in all its just another brick in the wall...


    how can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
     
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