This made me laugh hard fuck those ass gaskets, have never used them before every time I have tried (not many), I always ripped them trying to get the tabs undone plus they do not cover the toilet seat well enough for my liking I use an ample amount of toilet paper on every part of that toilet at minimum two layers of tp no way in hell am I shitting on those tabs and hoping it breaks the seal I drop some heavy dumps but no way am I playing ass gasket roulette not a chance To respond to your gf, no, it is not common knowledge to just shit on the ass gasket and pray it rips it sounds psychotic and way too trusting
we were laughing so hard she practically peed herself cause i'm w you no way i'm i hoping for the seal to break but she swears that's how it works it certainly doesn't work the way you and i have been trying to do it cause that's just a practice in frustration could swear they were easier to deal with before china started making everything but as you get older a shit can go from a thought to a pending explosion in short order depending on what you've ingested and no probiotic changes that the thought of those tabs not releasing and having it go from pinching one off to a full 911 ass full of shit is just terrifying to me i mean a hat full of Dodger nachos a few beers and whatever else you decide to toss in the pie hole can spell catastrophe for me on a given day can't fathom the humiliation if things went sideways in that scenario no way
Fuck ass gaskets. Hover or nothing for me, although the splash can be an issue with a torpedo size logs.
let's be honest some actually are having girls and gf's its pretty much a deal breaker to eat at a place that doesn't at least try to keep it decent it's part of being in business if they expect a return customer some of the favorite go to places are chosen based on food quality of course and facility cleanliness was a bit ticked when i visited my kid in Prague and realized i had to pay to get into the loo then the door opened and it was spotless realized there was a guy that went in after each patron and hosed it down i'd totally be willing to pay $2 if they did that here
Never tried hovering. I can't quite picture how that would work. All your quads and glutes are flexed to hold the pose - doesn't that lock up your sphincter? In any case, I may fumble my way through most menial tasks, but when it comes to freeing the ass gasket from its tabs, I display a level of precision that most closely resembles a surgeon separating conjoined twins. I need that thing to be fully functional. And even at that point I'll double up or layer TP on top. Can't be too safe.
Paris is the best for public restrooms... stand over a hole with painted feet, as if you needed an.illustration as to know where to put them, and unisex. My wife went in one, three seconds later, came out red-faced, with a scowl on her face, said " I'd rather pee in my pants". As I knew she would say.
Three and two of the three were administered by a doc who makes you bring a gallon of that fucking bilge water. I'd go with with Warren Zevon.
its nothing really i had the endoscopy done at the same time and the waiting to be wheeled in was the worst part other than drinking that swill all night the night before seemed like it took seconds and i woke up w a head full of drugs and went home and slept no discomfort at all and as far as music goes...
just stick w the program since there's no way around it mate if it isn't all out you have to go back! didn't happen to me but i know someone it did
