OH SHIT GUYS!!! These just in... 1)Ryu pulled 5 muscles climbing the OF fence to swim. 2)Whomever helped the overweight Korean phenom Ryu by pulling him over the fence has also pulled 5 muscles, reportedly Paco or Howell, Don's not sure yet. 3)AGon got cramps because he ate right before going into the pool. Day to Day. 4)Agon was later arrested and deported by AZ authorities just outside the stadium. I know he's an American, but AZ doesn't care right now. Gibson reported one of the pool men didn't finish his job so they picked up AGon. AZ Racists! 5)Uribe broke 3 fingers trying to unclog the pool pump when warned he would be arrested and deported for shitting in the pool and clogging the pump. 6)Puig was raped by women outside the stadium after seeing him dance shirtless moments before in clubhouse. He's listed as exhausted and dehydrated. Expected to play tomorrow after claiming to need 7-10 days off. 7)A fan named Nolan (aka ibleedblue?) was also arrested trying to rape Puig also, but escaped and later caught again trying to rape Andre Ethier. He was tasered and suffered a concussion and a bruised little penis. 8)McGuire arrested for murder after strangling Kirk Gibson in the clubhouse tunnel. 4 other coaches bodies including Sax & Williams found dead later, McGuire is a suspect. 9)Don Mattingly suffered a broken hand beating the fucking shit out of Alan Trammell. 10)#teambackup -Punto, Skippy, and Hairston were all treated for severe eye irritation from champaigne because they refused to where goggles so that they can, "fell the burn". 11)A Fontana man well known as the greatest Dodger fan in the Inland Empire nearly died from dehydration after shooting jizz all over his living room in celebration of the Dodger's Division Championship. all fertile women are urged to avoid the area due to extreme pregnancy risk. Non-Dodger= Blooquist rushed to emergency room for sand in the vagina. 23rd instance this season for the DBacks so a chronic problem for the 2nd place club.
don't bring that shit into all the other threads. Clubhouse presence bkitches! World series experience!
