GAME THREAD ROCKIES/DODGERS

"Dodgers appear to be mounting something and then stall"

"Stall"

This is the best euphamism they can muster.


Yep we're stalled all right. Mid of the intersection stalled. Chinese fire drill stalled. Three Stooges stalled except it ain't so damned funny

Stranded 8 so far

 

It's all good buddy

you can cite the rulebook and umpires union contract


I'll just cite Angel Hernandez

Sorry you lose

 

and now the whole team is going to start grippin

 

Never denied that it happens. It does all the time. Especially with Hernandez and West.

Just saying it's not right

 

RISP
Runners in stranding position

 

Ryu with 7 K's tonight and 3 gopherballs

7/3? Nope not enough K's

But he made it to the 7th thanks to Seager's sparkling play which gives our bullpen some rest

 

:fl:

BEST. SMILE. TONIGHT.

 

Ryu should demand a trade
I can´t even remember them scoring more than like 2 runs total for him so far this season

 

Somewhere Jeff Francis and Jamie Moyer are trying to find their glove.

 

Quick pitch and an obvious ball called a strike

 

who wanted this fkag segedin on the team?

 

Segedin swings like a minor leaguer but his BA is still higher than SVS or Joc

 

It can't be a surprise. I mean, look at who is playing for us right now.

Hernandez
Segaden
Barnes
Van Slyke

These are all role players at best. And they're populating our lineup every other game.

This is not going to work. It's just not.

It's like having Donnie's get away day lineup 3-4 times per week.

 

stretch bkitches

 

Baez K's Arenado

Sweeeeeet. We could use more of this.

Now, who knows which end of a bat to hold??

Oh no one? Really?

 

Ryu fucking sucks too

 

Baez looks pretty good.

 

At this point, fuck it, Utley should play 1B against LHP
At least if he gets on base, he can make something crazy happen and get a run on the board without an actual hit

 

If the Brewers want Puig they should have to take Adrian..
That´s the new price.