DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

HANLEY: "Okay guys, $500 for the best Kemp impression!..."
BUTERA: "Ow, my foot!!!"
SVS: "Ow, my achilles!!!"
ADRIAN: "Ow, my wrist!!!"
URIBE: "Ow, my vagina!!!"
HANLEY: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!"
KEMP: "Man, fuck you guys..."
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DEE: "O man, Dave Winfield 'n Jim Hill! Skinnyswagz musta hit the big time yo!"
WINFIELD: "Yeah kid, always nice to meet the offspring of someone I took deep!"
DEE: "Hey man, thatz fukked up yo! Y u gotta be dissin' my dadz yo?!!!"
HILL: "Uh, I think he was talking about taking your mom deep, meat."
WINFIELD: "Werd."
DEE: (walking away) "Punk ass bkitches"
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KEMP: "Ouch!!! I think I just ruptured my uterus!"
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DUDE: "So check it, I'll give you these three balls signed by Brandon League for that one you're holding that Kershaw signed!"
KID: "Yeah right, those balls would be worth more if that scrub hadn't signed them."
DUDE: "Okay, how about if I throw in one from Paul Malhölm?"
KID: "You're really not very good at this."
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CK: "Yo Ellen, check out the new tattoo I got on my junk."
ELLEN: "Cy Young??? More like, 'sigh, small'."
CK: "Man, fkuck you bkitch!!!"
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URIBE: "Dude, where the fucks my pizza?!!!"
MALHöMÖ: "Dude, they said they're busy and it's gonna take 30-40 minutes to deliver."
URIBE: "So go pick it up bkitch! Not like anyone's gonna miss your punk ass here!"
MALHöMÖ: "True..."
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HAREN: "Okay, 27-across. A four letter word for a woman, ending in _unt."
HONEYCUTT: "That's easy, Aunt!"
HAREN: "Ah, fuck! You got an eraser?"
FED: "I don't get it."
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DBB: "Hey Hanley, you're a fashionable guy..."
HANLEY: "Yeah, Hanley want to know where you going with this?"
DBB: "Well I need to buy a couple new suits."
HANLEY: "Hmmm, Hanley know where you can get four suits for less than five american dollars."
DBB: "No way, that's awesome. Tell me, how can I get four suits for less than five dollars?"
HANLEY: "Easy. Buy a deck of cards, bkitch."
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SECURITY GUARD: "Um, Carl?..."
CRAWFORD: "Shut up bkitch! Cant yooz see iza bout 2 tryan catch dis ball?!!!"
SECURITY GUARD: "Yeah, it's just that... oh never mind."
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CRAWFORD: "The nerve of that security scrub questioning my defensive skills..."
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KEMP: "Ima gonna take dis fool deep."
DBB: "Just don't get kicked out after Hernandez rings your dumb ass up. We need you... sad as it seems."
KEMP: "Come on Donnie, only a idiot would b dat stupid yo."
DBB: "Hmmm..."
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KEMP: "Come on Blue, that wasn't a strike!!!"
HERNANDEZ: "Really, how do you figure?"
KEMP: "Because I couldn't hit it!!!"
HERNANDEZ: "And how would that different from any pitch, regardless of whether it was a ball or strike?"
KEMP: "Because I couldn't hit it!!!
HERNANDEZ: "You're not very good at this."
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HERNANDEZ: "Hey man, thank you for serving this great country."
SERVICEMAN: "No, thank you! All your infuriating shit calls motivate me to kill more and more people."
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KASTEN: "Wait, Justin Turner is white? No wonder he sucks. Fucken ginger ckunt bkitch!"
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