DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    "And over there, that's Juan Uribe. He sucks more cock than IBB on prom night."

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Kershaw:
    "Dude! No fucken way! You look just like this guy who played here last year!"

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Torre: "Hey Donnie, how's my team doing?"
    Mattingly: "Dude, Men in Black 3 called. They want their suit back."
    Loney: "Oh man, that's fucken funny... I think. Hey Dre, what's Men in Black?"

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    Torre: I talked to Proctor. He's not doing well. Doctor gave him 6 weeks.
    DBB: Yeah, I talked to the doctor myself. He said it was your fault.
    Loney: Dayum! Burn!
    Dre: STFU faggot.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Kemp: "So Nuke, if you could go back would you change anything?"
    Newcombe: "Oh yeah, there's one thing I'd change for sure!"
    Kemp: "What's that, eat better, work out more, get more rest?"
    Newcombe: "Nah, fool! I'd bang more white women!!!"

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    lol at the dre comment
     
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    I actually once got head, during a game right by the RF Pavillion. It turns out, it was your mother.
     
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    DEE: "So what's it say, dog?"
    GUERRA: "Yeah homey, what's it say?"
    CK: "Well it's says that Mark here has been a godsend..."
    DEE: "Fuck whitey, dog! What's it say about me?"
    CK: "Well Dee, it says that you are quite possibly the most over-rated player in baseball, and that your Mom must have banged some homeless dude because you've got none of you father's skills.."
    GUERRA: "What about me homey?"
    CK: "Sorry bro, says almost the same thing as it does about Dee -- except instead of a homeless guy it says your Mom must have slept with a goat."
    ELLIS: "That sounds pretty accurate actually."

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    LILLY: "Okay, so if 1 is a fastball, then what's 2 again?"
    HONEYCUTT: "Ted, we've been over this..."

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    DEE: What-chu readin' dog?
    GUERRA: Is that my subscription to Vogue?
    CK: Nah, it's more naked pictures from Nolan.
    ELLIS: Nolan Ryan?
    CK: No, IBB Nolan, from DSP.
    GUERRA: Is that the guy who dropped off the milk for this cereal?
    CK: Yes, but it's not milk....
    Guerra and Ellis: ........

    SUB-PLOT in the background:
    Coach: Coffey, I told you, we are out of cool whip.
    Coffey: Fuck.
    IBB: (in the distance): Hold on! I'll make some more!

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    TGJ - "Yeah I'm so handsome and cool and awesome and handsome"
     
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    DEE: "TG, I am so swag, all dem bkitches just love me..."
    TGJ: "Yo fool, you iz one o' dem bkitches, fool."

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    Guy in the suit: "Typical black guys."
    Guy on far left: "Wow ok...racist."
    Dee: "That aint Wright, man"
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    [​IMG]"VRP tells me I'm special"
     
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    fuck
    i feel dirty
     
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    Yeah, those are some grimy pics.
     
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    If you can see AJ Ellis, he can kill you.
    If you can't see AJ Ellis, you are already dead.
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    UCLADodger: Fuck those guys on DSP. They'll never find me in Chicago.
    Hot piece of ass: Jonathon, when are you going to introduce me to BlueMouse? I love his comics and you can tell he has a big cock by how funny he is. Plus, I bet he would never wear a Lakers jersey to Wrigley Field... bad form man.
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