JOSH: "C'mon Dee, keep your head in the game." DEE: "Whatever dude, at least I made the All Star team..." JOSH: "What the fuck did you just say, you little fucken cunt?!!!" DEE: "Um, sorry. I'll keep my head in the game from now on, Josh." JOSH: "Okay. That's better... bkitch." __
TULO: "Hey Zack, what's up?" ZACK: "Spiders." TULO: "Spiders?" ZACK: "Their skeletons are located on the outside of their bodies." TULO: "Uh, what?..." ZACK: "And the hairy ones are mammals who produce delicious and unusually cold milk." TULO: "Um, I'm gonna go take some grounders..." ZACK: "I like milk." __
Dum Dum: Hey blue! The fish I caught was this big. Punto: Hey Skip. There's a game goin.... Aww fuck it. I can't wait to get away from this fucking mook. Lopes: Nice! Someone left their copy of 'Big Jugs' on the chair.
Dum Dum: You know what needs to be done out here. Hanleycapped: I do. But I don't have the power to fire your dumbass.
Sue: Where does it hurt? Chinchilla: In my heart. Sue: Huh? Say again? Chinchilla: It's my feelings girl. Donnie don't care about me. He don't like me. It hurts girl. It hurts a lot. (Sniffles) Sue: Damn. Aren't you just a little bitch?
Sax: Tommy. This means the world to me. Just like old times. Tommy: Yeah. Just as long as you can make the fucking throw. Remember that? "Just like old fucking times kid. (They both laugh) Dum Dum: Haha. I'm glad I wasn't the first baseman then. Tommy and Sax: Shut up you cocksucking ckunt. No one was talking to you.
DBB: "Blah, blah... blah, blah, blah..." COSTAS: (Thinking) "Damn, how can such a big head not have even one rational thought?" _
KEMP: "Hey gurl, wut up?" GIRL: "Your batting average... finally." KEMP: "My gurl." GIRL: "My niggah." _
LOPEZ: "Man, it's great to be hanging with such a legend!" TOMMY: "Yeah, whatever." LOPEZ: "C'mon Tommy, why you gotta hate?" TOMMY: "Because you represent everything I hate." LOPEZ: "Damn, that's harsh." TOMMY: "Not as harsh as your acting, Screech." _
an example of how the same words can be used differently... PUIG: "Yo bitch, I'd fuck up your scrawny ass!" BKITCH: "Damn..." _ _ _ DEE: "Yo bitch..." BKITCH: "I'd fuck up your scrawny ass!" DEE: "Damn..." _
ELLIS: "Man, Kersh is on fire! His ERA is under 2! Hard to believe anyone could get so low." HONEYCUTT: "Really, have you checked out your batting average lately?" ELLIS: "Wow, dick." _
'DRE - "Yo Hanley, I'm sorry you're injured again, but on the bright side, it means more playing time for me." HANLEY - "Damn, you one dumb ass cracker, bkitch!"