DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    JOSH: "C'mon Dee, keep your head in the game."
    DEE: "Whatever dude, at least I made the All Star team..."
    JOSH: "What the fuck did you just say, you little fucken cunt?!!!"
    DEE: "Um, sorry. I'll keep my head in the game from now on, Josh."
    JOSH: "Okay. That's better... bkitch."
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    TULO: "Hey Zack, what's up?"
    ZACK: "Spiders."
    TULO: "Spiders?"
    ZACK: "Their skeletons are located on the outside of their bodies."
    TULO: "Uh, what?..."
    ZACK: "And the hairy ones are mammals who produce delicious and unusually cold milk."
    TULO: "Um, I'm gonna go take some grounders..."
    ZACK: "I like milk."
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    Dum Dum: Hey blue! The fish I caught was this big.
    Punto: Hey Skip. There's a game goin.... Aww fuck it. I can't wait to get away from this fucking mook.
    Lopes: Nice! Someone left their copy of 'Big Jugs' on the chair.

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    Dum Dum: You know what needs to be done out here.
    Hanleycapped: I do. But I don't have the power to fire your dumbass.
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    :rofl:
     
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    Sue: Where does it hurt?
    Chinchilla: In my heart.
    Sue: Huh? Say again?
    Chinchilla: It's my feelings girl. Donnie don't care about me. He don't like me. It hurts girl. It hurts a lot. (Sniffles)
    Sue: Damn. Aren't you just a little bitch?

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    Sax: Tommy. This means the world to me. Just like old times.
    Tommy: Yeah. Just as long as you can make the fucking throw. Remember that? "Just like old fucking times kid.
    (They both laugh)
    Dum Dum: Haha. I'm glad I wasn't the first baseman then.
    Tommy and Sax: Shut up you cocksucking ckunt. No one was talking to you.
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    Here's a story...of a washed up loser...
     
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    :laff: ... aaaahh hhhaaaahhh hhhaaaahhh hhhaaaahhh ... snort... :laff:
     
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    DBB: "Blah, blah... blah, blah, blah..."
    COSTAS: (Thinking) "Damn, how can such a big head not have even one rational thought?"
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    KEMP: "Hey gurl, wut up?"
    GIRL: "Your batting average... finally."
    KEMP: "My gurl."
    GIRL: "My niggah."
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    LOPEZ: "Man, it's great to be hanging with such a legend!"
    TOMMY: "Yeah, whatever."
    LOPEZ: "C'mon Tommy, why you gotta hate?"
    TOMMY: "Because you represent everything I hate."
    LOPEZ: "Damn, that's harsh."
    TOMMY: "Not as harsh as your acting, Screech."
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    an example of how the same words can be used differently...

    PUIG: "Yo bitch, I'd fuck up your scrawny ass!"
    BKITCH: "Damn..."
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    DEE: "Yo bitch..."
    BKITCH: "I'd fuck up your scrawny ass!"
    DEE: "Damn..."
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    and...

    BKITCH: "I love Orel..."
    OREL: "I love Oral..."
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    "Bkitch"? that's Chrissy Teigen, bkitch
     
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    hoes still be bkitches...







    bkitch

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    ELLIS: "Man, Kersh is on fire! His ERA is under 2! Hard to believe anyone could get so low."
    HONEYCUTT: "Really, have you checked out your batting average lately?"
    ELLIS: "Wow, dick."
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    'DRE - "Yo Hanley, I'm sorry you're injured again, but on the bright side, it means more playing time for me."
    HANLEY - "Damn, you one dumb ass cracker, bkitch!"

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    Cracker?

    He's a beaner?
     
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