DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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  1. back2back x 2 + 1

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    as would Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks
     
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    Lol, I almost forgot about that show. Uncle Ruckus always made me laugh my ass off
     
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    " the greatest athlete of all time..Bruce Jenner was an amazing athlete in his day! " - Uncle Ruckus @ 4:10

     
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    that's fucken hilarious
     
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    Snoop almost died when Uncle Ruckus said " Bruce Jenner "
     
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    PERALTA: "Hey, so we should hook up after the game..."
    GIRL: "Dude, I'm 12."
    PERALTA: "Ah girl, age is just a number."
    GIRL: "So is 15-25 years, pedo."
    PERALTA: "Wow, cock tease."
    GIRL: "Wow, creepy pedo idiot."

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    PERALTA: "Hey, so we should hook up after the game..."
    GIRL: "Orale cocino, I'm 12."
    PERALTA: "Ah girl, Im 12" too ;)"
    GIRL: "Fiirme....but no im really like 12."
    PERALTA: "When I was 18 I said I was 12 too. Das how we Dominicans count age"
    GIRL: "Okay papi. Ima tranny doe"
    PERALTA: "Yeah I thought you looked like Ramon Troncoso."

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    BKITCH: "Either of u 2 into sum anal?"
    TURNER: "Fuck yeah, bkitch, I'm down!"
    JOC: "Not me, I don't like it."
    BKITCH: "Why, baby?"
    TURNER: "Yeah, wtf Joc?"
    JOC: "It's just that my ass gets really sore afterward."
    BKITCH: :confused:
    TURNER: :facepalm:

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    WALTER: "Hey, what's up AJ?"
    ELLIS: "Just getting ready to be the starting catcher."
    WALTER: "What, did Farhan trade you?"
    ELLIS: "Very funny. The starting catcher here."
    WALTER: "Now you're the one being funny."
    ELLIS: "Wow, dick."
    WALTER: "That's rich dick, meat."
    ELLIS: "Rich dickmeat? Wow, fkag."
    WALTER: :facepalm:

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    DAD: "Look son, it's Andre Ethier!!!"
    ANDRE: "Hi guys, want an autograph?"
    INFANT: "An autograph from a major leaguer, really?!!!"
    ANDRE: "It's the least I can do for fans like you."
    INFANT: "Awesome, could you take this to Scott Schebler and have him sign it?"
    ANDRE: "Wow, dick."
    DAD: :laff:
    INFANT: :giggle:

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    FAN: "Okay, now bend over like you're taking it up the ass."
    BOLSINGER: "Okay, this is beginning to get awkward."
    FAN: "Just do it, bkitch!!!"
    BOLSINGER: "Um, okay."
    FAN: "Awesome bro, awesome!!!"
    WOMEN 1: "Weird, but I'm kinda getting hot!"
    WOMEN 1: "Right? I'm so moist."

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    JOC: "Check out this pic I took of my junk, yo."
    ROLLINS: "Dam son, u iz 1 fukked up white boy."
    JOC: "Yo, check it out Howie."
    KENDRICK: "Fool, git dat shit away frum me 4 i slap u."

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    CARL: "Man, dat heckler iz gettin on my nurves dawg."
    HOWIE: "y u let dat shit bug on you yo?"
    CARL: "Cuz said she cud throw betta than me."
    HOWIE: "Ouch."
    CARL: "Right?"
    HOWIE: "But shez prolly right doe."
    CARL: "Wow, racist."
    HOWIE: :confused:

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    DBB: "Tommy, I'm dizzy."
    TOMMY: "Yeah, I remember my first beer [sarcasm]."
    DBB: "You do?"
    TOMMY: "Yeah, I was 12."
    DBB: "Whoa, they had beer way back then?"
    TOMMY: "I really hate you."
    DBB: :drunk:

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    Vin: Jon. Your images are beautiful. They truly do transcend the times we experience in Spring training.

    Jon SooHoo: Thank you Vin. Coming from you, that means everything.

    Vin: I imagine it keeps you very busy all day long.

    SooHoo: It certainly does Vin but it is a dream and so worth it.

    Vin: I figured that. It explains why my God Blessed dry cleaning never shows up on time and my garden is over grown with weeds.

    SooHoo: Wow Racist!

    Vin: And you're smart too. That's nice


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    Puig: Hey Juan. What is the difference between a woman and a cow.

    Uribe: Haha. I don't know. What man?

    Puig: Juan Uribe.

    Uribe: What the fuck? Aww, you ain't lying bro!


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    KERSH: "God damn it Uribe, those are my Nachos!!!"

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    The Uribe/Todd Coffee one was better
     
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    BKITCH: "Hi Corey, would you be a dear and sign this for me?"
    SEAGER: "Um, sure... I guess. What is it?"
    BKITCH: "Wow, rookie."
    SEAGER: "No, seriously... what is it?
    BKITCH: "Um... it's a dildo."
    SEAGER: "Dill dough? Man I love bread. But don't you need yeast?"
    BKITCH: "Um, yeah... I've got no shortage of that."

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    irish, Mar 19, 2015
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    wow, h8er :dickhead:

    but yeah, pretty much anything involving coffey was almost guaranteed to be funny...
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