DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    Dum Dum: I'm giving you a day off at AAA so we can bring up Huff to pitch tomorrow night.

    Barney: That's cool! Last thing I want to do is witness that hack getting lit up in the first inning.

    Dum Dum: You're not actually going anywhere.

    Barney: Wanna bet? I'll be at Red Lobster Bkitch! That means you have one less reliever available

    Dum Dum: Oh crap. You make a good point.

    Barney: :facepalm:


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    ^image, fkail fkag
     
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    Just a picture.......
     
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    JOC: "So how's it feel to be the former starting CF?"
    DRE: "Well, your Mom doesn't seem to mind."
    JOC: "Ouch!"
    DRE: "Yeah, she said that too."
    JOC: "Wow, dick!!!"
    DRE: "That too."

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    VINNY: "Ladies and gentlemen... I have seen some great players in my time..."
    KERSH: "That's right bkitches, recognize."
    VINNY: "Yeah, and lately a lot of dickheads..."
    KERSH: "Wow, grouchy old dick."

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    KERSH: "Hey babe, wanna meet Cy Hung?"
    ELLEN: "Clayton..."
    KERSH: "Okay, how about polishing my MVPenis?"
    ELLEN: "Clayton..."
    KERSH: "What?"
    ELLEN: "We're married now, I don't have to do that shit."
    KERSH: "Wow, really?"
    ELLEN: "Well, at least not with you."

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    Kersh: Hey dumbwaiter. I AM CLAYTON KERSHAW and I ordered the Shirley Temple. Can I please get it TODAY?

    Vin: Mumbling - Shirley Temple? Mother fkucken spoiled and entitled little rich bkitch. Why do I still do this shit?

    Black Man Below Vin: I'm about to punch that rich little white boy in the mouth.

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    Alex: Hey skip. I'm doing the best I can. I think I've earned more opportunities to start.

    DDD: I don't think so. Unless you mean Oklahoma. In Triple A.

    Alex: I was serious about not going down there I proved it.

    DDD: Proved how to be a permanent pine rider.

    Alex: Don't you want to win?

    DDD: I am winning. That's why your commie ass is on the bench

    Alex: Commie? I defected to come here you fucking idiot.

    DDD: Look Paco. This ain't Mexico city and Fernando ain't here to help you throw one of them scum dog screw balls.

    Alex: You racist hayseed. I'm not even Mexican. Im Cuban. Oh fuck it. You might as well put Nomar and Hairston in your lineup.

    DDD: Don't talk shit about my mom or my hairline. You'll be AJ's back up before you know it.

    Alex: :doh:
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    Kasten: These photo ops aren't easy after a series like that.

    AF: You're telling me Kast.

    Kasten: So what's your plan of attack?

    AF: I'll make a call and see if Joe is available.

    Kasten: Torre? Do you think he'd be interested?

    AF: I was thinking Joe Maddon..........Oh. ....Never mind. You had that hard on for Donnie when you hired me so you let Theo get him.

    Kasten: So you're blaming Donnie for this debacle of a series.

    AF: Actually, I'm blaming you fuck face... Now smile for the camera.

    Kasten: If I were a Christian you would be fired.

    AF: Blah blah blah. That coming from a Jew that allowed me to hire a Muslim? That's a good one Stan....Gotta run. Me and Farhan have some scrubs to sign. release, reassign, promote, sign and release.


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    Reporter: Hi Donnie. Thanks for coming.

    Dum Dum: Hey. Good to see you. Let's talk baseball.

    Reporter: Can you talk about the series? For instance, there was a call or two many feel you should have challenged and one you could have let go. What was going on in those instances?

    Dum Dum: I said talk baseball. Not managing.

    Reporter:
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    Dre: What's that about trading me?

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    That's what I thought bkitches!

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    BKITCH: "So there's a Cher concert next week and we're going!"
    DUDE: "Wow, her outfits are really pretty."
    KID: "Great [sarcasm] I'm so gonna grow up to be gay."

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    DBB: "Hey, high five Dee!"
    J-ROLL: "I hate you so much."

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    KARROS: "Yup, glad to be here supporting my team."
    BKITCH: "Wow, who knew Mitt Romney was a Dodger fan?!!!"
    KARROS: "Wow, ignorant whore."
    BKITCH: "Wow, asshole. You just lost the Mexican vote."
    KARROS: "okay... wow, ignorant Mexican whore."
    BKITCH: "Wow, racist."
    KARROS: :facepalm:

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    DBB: "Okay, I need you to work with Honeycutt on your mechanics."
    SVS: "Mechanics? with Honeycutt? WTF are you talking about?"
    DBB: "Look Chris, you're leaving too many balls over the plate."
    SVS: "Chris?!!! Asshole, I'm not fucken Hatcher!!!"
    DBB: "C'mon Chris, denial ain't just a river in Mexico."
    SVS: :facepalm:

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    Although I thought Withrow more than Hatcher
     
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    GUERRERO: "Man, I miss Cuba."
    MATTINGLY: "Miss Cuba? I bet she's a real looker!"
    GUERRERO: "Huh, what???"
    McGWIRE: "Don't ask."

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