BUNDY: "Man, I'm pissed." ANDRE: "What, we run out of fried chicken?" BUNDY: "Asshole racist." ANDRE:
ANDRE: "Ay Renzo can i lick almond butter off yo booty?" BUNDY: "Say what son?. you tryna eat dat ass?" ANDRE: "hell yea. im tryin to eat da whole ass" BUNDY: "aiight follow me"
FRIEDMAN: "What's the problem?" MATTINGLY: "My phone won't let me make any calls." FRIEDMAN: "Um, idiot... you're holding a calculator." MATTINGLY: "Okay, but it won't let me text either." FRIEDMAN:
SERVER: "What?" ETHIER: "You take your fingers and pull your asscheeks as wide apart as possible." SERVER: "And what do you call that?" ETHIER: "A goatsee." SERVER: "Sounds impressive." ETHIER: "Yup."
DONNIE: "Hey Dee, could you grab me a coffee?" J-ROLL: "I hate you, I curse you, and I hope to one day kill you."
KARROS: "Good news Tommy!" TOMMY: "Your hairdresser got hit by a bus?" KARROS: "Ha Ha Ha, no. I get to sit with you all game!" TOMMY: "Please God, kill me now."
MOM: "See Jaimé, all ballplayers wear those big cups." KID: "Dayum, that's things all bulky." ADRIAN: "Hey kid, tell you mom I ain't wearing no cup. You're looking at 100% pure Mexican chorizo, bkitches!" KID: "Hey Mom, he says..." MOM: "I heard... and I like Chorizo." ADRIAN: "You like it ass to mouth?" KID: "Wow, sexual deviant!" MOM: "I love it ass to mouth!" KID: "Wow, slut!" ADRIAN: "Hey, don't call your mom a slut... that's my job." MOM: "and speaking of a job..." ADRIAN: "Wow, slut!"
UMPIRE: "Look Donnie, it's New York's call not..." MATTINGLY: "LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!!, I'm not listening to you, LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!!" UMPIRE: "Wow, child." MATTINGLY: "LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LALA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LALA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!" UMPIRE:
WALLACH: "WTF, I can't make out what that idiot wrote on the lineup card." HONEYCUTT: "Looks like it says 'I like ice cream' " WALLACH: "What a fucken idiot." HONEYCUTT: "Werd."
HARRIS: "I juss wish dem hoes wud bak the fuk up an let a playa play." LOPES: "U right, dem hoes awways gotz to be frontin on my muthafukkin knowlege!" TOMMY: "dafuk.":dizzy2:
DBB: "Guerrero, quit fucking around and get dressed. I got you hitting 7th." KID: "Wow, are you retarded." DBB: "That's it, you're benched." KID: "Wow, idiot."
DONNIE: "I gotta say, I loved you in Raging Bull." GARCIA: "Asshole, that was De Niro." DONNIE: "Who?" GARCIA: "I see why your players hate you." DONNIE: "Players Club, I thought that was that Cubed Ice guy." GARCIA: "Wow, fucken imbecile."
GIRL: "Hi, Mr. Mattingly told me to ask you for your autograph." J-ROLL: "Oh he did, did he?" GIRL: "Yeah, he said your name was Dee and that you were really nice." J-ROLL: "FML."