DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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  1. irish

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    BUNDY: "Man, I'm pissed."
    ANDRE: "What, we run out of fried chicken?"
    BUNDY: "Asshole racist."
    ANDRE: :laff:

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    Wow, that is pretty racist.
     
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    :thatsracist:
     
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    ANDRE: "Ay Renzo can i lick almond butter off yo booty?"
    BUNDY: "Say what son?. you tryna eat dat ass?"
    ANDRE: "hell yea. im tryin to eat da whole ass"
    BUNDY: "aiight follow me"

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    :rofl:
     
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    FRIEDMAN: "What's the problem?"
    MATTINGLY: "My phone won't let me make any calls."
    FRIEDMAN: "Um, idiot... you're holding a calculator."
    MATTINGLY: "Okay, but it won't let me text either."
    FRIEDMAN: :facepalm:

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    SERVER: "What?"
    ETHIER: "You take your fingers and pull your asscheeks as wide apart as possible."
    SERVER: "And what do you call that?"
    ETHIER: "A goatsee."
    SERVER: "Sounds impressive."
    ETHIER: "Yup."

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    DONNIE: "Hey Dee, could you grab me a coffee?"
    J-ROLL: "I hate you, I curse you, and I hope to one day kill you."

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    KARROS: "Good news Tommy!"
    TOMMY: "Your hairdresser got hit by a bus?"
    KARROS: "Ha Ha Ha, no. I get to sit with you all game!"
    TOMMY: "Please God, kill me now."

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    ROLLINS: "Man, I can't believe I ain't startin!"
    LOPES: "Man, I can't believe the dump I just took."

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    MOM: "See Jaimé, all ballplayers wear those big cups."
    KID: "Dayum, that's things all bulky."
    ADRIAN: "Hey kid, tell you mom I ain't wearing no cup. You're looking at 100% pure Mexican chorizo, bkitches!"
    KID: "Hey Mom, he says..."
    MOM: "I heard... and I like Chorizo."
    ADRIAN: "You like it ass to mouth?"
    KID: "Wow, sexual deviant!"
    MOM: "I love it ass to mouth!"
    KID: "Wow, slut!"
    ADRIAN: "Hey, don't call your mom a slut... that's my job."
    MOM: "and speaking of a job..."
    ADRIAN: "Wow, slut!"

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    UMPIRE: "Look Donnie, it's New York's call not..."
    MATTINGLY: "LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!!, I'm not listening to you, LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!!"
    UMPIRE: "Wow, child."
    MATTINGLY: "LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LALA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LALA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!LA!!!"
    UMPIRE: :facepalm:

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    SVS: "Hey Clayton, Mattingly just got tossed."
    KERSH: "Who?"
    SVS: "Exactly."

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    WALLACH: "WTF, I can't make out what that idiot wrote on the lineup card."
    HONEYCUTT: "Looks like it says 'I like ice cream' "
    WALLACH: "What a fucken idiot."
    HONEYCUTT: "Werd."

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    HARRIS: "I juss wish dem hoes wud bak the fuk up an let a playa play."
    LOPES: "U right, dem hoes awways gotz to be frontin on my muthafukkin knowlege!"
    TOMMY: "dafuk.":dizzy2:

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    DBB: "Guerrero, quit fucking around and get dressed. I got you hitting 7th."
    KID: "Wow, are you retarded."
    DBB: "That's it, you're benched."
    KID: "Wow, idiot."

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    DONNIE: "I gotta say, I loved you in Raging Bull."
    GARCIA: "Asshole, that was De Niro."
    DONNIE: "Who?"
    GARCIA: "I see why your players hate you."
    DONNIE: "Players Club, I thought that was that Cubed Ice guy."
    GARCIA: "Wow, fucken imbecile."

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    GIRL: "Hi, Mr. Mattingly told me to ask you for your autograph."
    J-ROLL: "Oh he did, did he?"
    GIRL: "Yeah, he said your name was Dee and that you were really nice."
    J-ROLL: "FML."

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    Dude, that is fucking GREAT!!!! I literally lol'd; thank you for that!
     
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