Viva....

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  1. - O & B -

    - O & B - Active Member Damned

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    Best bet is to start over, keep the name but change everything, this site is like watching two asians fuck and no one wants to watch a tiny dick fuck a flat ass and chested woman; and personally, I prefer seeing cock, giant cock, and as much of it as possible.
     
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    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    What if its two girls?
     
  3. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes kind sir but such things take time and time takes like a thief.
    Merry Jesus day folks.
    Remember... Jesus esta en Tijuana and I left my heart in old columbia.
    Shipped it off on the wings of a colombine dove on a journey to the center of the earth with the message of the time.
    it's a holy day and I'm no longer blunt but I'll be frank instead... I been flying low at a frogmans pace on the way to viva because the first move on the board is to secure the queen as she protects the king from the dark knights and the crook rook. But first I got to see a pawn about a tree year.
    Then I gotta get my Ajax Tripper on.
     
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  4. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    What if it's 3 girls but one way?
    Pick one, make 2 best friends, drop the chaff to confuse deceptioncons hot on the tale so they get the short story long and lose their way to the end of the tail.
    Then deliver the 2 spares to your good buddies with flat tires at the gun show so they can keep on truckin.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    A sir does not offer a dozen and one ideas he offers dimes.
    The ones you drop like pennies in water.
    But tjevessencevof time behooves you to quicken the pace and March the assists out before the ides come in and the con is crossed by ruby.
    Be a pal and pay your respects on account of your sership before that plane sails off.
    I deal in fine gems and heavy metal so I got no need for cache but sometimes you have to flash the green lights in front of blue eyes.
    But don't forget, don't ever forget, I'm rich and I'll pay you back.
    If not today maybe tues day.
     
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    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Have you been smoking the mistletoe or something tonight?
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    was about to say
     
  8. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    More like I stepped in it.
    Well under it. And I sealed the deal.
    And now I'm on the clock.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i have no idea what you're saying
    and yet i liked your post
    whiskey>eggnog
    viva la resistance
     
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    - O & B - Active Member Damned

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    Seriously, please give me the cock for once... What do I have to do to get it? I just want the cock. I'm willing to beg for the cock.
     
  11. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha!
    People talk about me and parents just don't understand.
    You never touch another man's radio.
    What if you riding in bumblebee?
    He communicates in song and sometimes soda eye.
    Do you understand the words that are coming outta my myth?
    I'm not mute.
    But I am in the mood.
    I know what you are but what am I?
    Answer = pompatus.
    Haha!
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    in days of old
    when ships were bold
    just like the men who sailed them
    and if they showed us disrespect
    we'd tie them up and flail them
    often men of low degree
    and often men of steel
    they'd make you walk the plank alone
    or haul you round the keel
    - stuart leslie goddard
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    chief!!!
    how you doing bro?
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    A day for a year.
    A ship for a church.
    A man for a mind.
    A sail for a lung.
    A disrespect for a gripe.
    A tie for a tongue.
    A flail for a set of arms.
    A low degree for a pinch of earthen salt.
    A heavy steel for a hiero phant with hyper style in the hand.
     
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    Yo!
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    but do you know who stuart leslie goddard is?
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Not personally, but it's enough that I know his voice to know his secrets.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    in that case, viva la rock!
     
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    Daniel Burch TheGreedyPinstripes

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    umm no? Actually it takes little to no work whatsoever besides filling out an application form and copying and pasting some HTML.
     

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