DSP OFF-TOPIC Thread

That thing was relentless!

 

Unlike myths about founding fathers I do not tell a lie.

When I've said that I've held Shakiras big ass ass in my hands to catch her when she tried stage diving at a festival that was not used to stage diving and was gonna break her big ass ass in my early 20s that is truth.

When ive said that a pubescent sperm whale tried to kill itself and I went to it and spent an hour or so swimming with and humming to it trying to convince it to follow me into the ocean so it wouldn't beach itself in my early 40s that is also truth.

Both times my girl/wife yelled at me for it.
I have adrenaline.
It makes me red faced.
Certain things trigger me.
Like if its programming.
When something is falling.
My instinct kicks in.

Of those two stories which one do you disbelieve the most?
Both are on film.
But only the second one was one the news. The kcal/kcbs crew was there.
I dip and a dive when I see the jive coming.
Haha you never gonna catch me giving an interview.

Speaking of animals the purge is about to happen.
Here I go here I go here I go.
I know.
But hey some info is good to jeep in the back of your garage in case you find yourself off the roman roads and need some 4x4.
And other maths.
That divide the myths.
Turkeys be jiving on.

Today prisons integrating General Pop with Special Pop.
Special pop is where the lower beasts are.
The snakes and rats and slimes.
Ex cops, gang snitches and the unspeakable shit that would make inmates targets in genpop.

Here's the rub.
The prison gangs are doing something similar in response.
The reason the prison system is doing it is to cause battles and retribution and attacks to skyrocket so folks get more time.
So the gangs are turning it around.
There is a sorta truce between gangs that been rivals since the 40s.
Because there is a new war.
First time ever so many prisoners are united in this way.
But it ain't against the guards or the jails.
Not directly.
It is against any and all non active people.
If you are part of a gang you get free passage as long as you are active or in good standing.
If you are not then you will carry the green light mark on your head for any rival gangs or personal rival to take you out without the usual consequences.

Now the special pop is full of dropouts.
Drop outs and snitches and other gang traitors still long for the life so they create their own gangs in special pop because even if a flood came down from above people still be doing this shit soon the dirt dry.
Now these special pop yards are not like in the 90s. They so take the sick or addicted or mental or whatever.
People who are too weak for Gen pop and ask the guard for help or asked to get transferred because of fear of beating or rape or death go to special pop.
All these young thugs that like to rap.and shoot guns are the firsts to ask out of Gen.
So their ranks are swollen and they got their own gangs too.

Tomorrow the war starts.
No matter what gang you in you are safe.
You aren't the target.
All the people who can't answer the roll call that day as active members will become the new victim class.
Compelling any new recruits to join a gang or become a target.

What gang do you think i joined?

The day after tomorrow the military will implement the same protocols.
This ain't prophecy its reading reports.
Military has to allocate the monies and present their plans.
Last time they did this was in the mid 70s.
But it was not reported till 1987.
Now it's being reported in 2021
It's gonna happen in 2028.
You got a week.

The military is abandoning the idea of fighting symmetrically completely.
There is no more front, no more rear, no more center to protect and hold.
Now there are 6 fields of battle.
Every division commander has tools from all 6 dimensions during an operation.
Apart from air and sea support now there will be cyber and space support on every mission. Apart from cyber and space and sea and air and land I'm forgetting one
Probably the most important one.
Maybe underground.
From a pit.

It's full on GI Joe now.
Except the only enemies are gonna be people who are not active gang members.
Of one of the big gangs we all gonna be compelled to join... if we haven't already joined by being victims of our own complicit nature.

All part of the big gang of course.
The gang of gangs making everyone join or die with the rallying cry that go bang bang gang gang!

But like I said.
And I no lie.
I white boy.
Painted red.

I never been to candlestick but im a hated one.
I been to the heim of ana but that don't make me an angel.
I got love for Oaktown and like them im sneakily athletic when I'm not on the pine.
If you know me you know im a Dodger all the way but you won't see me watching the baseball game everyday.
Who doesn't like looking up the pearly gates of blue heaven though.
But what yall don't know is that ive been to the Murph way more than to the ravine.
And while im a Dodger everyday I'm a Padre in a pinch.

So yeah.
It's time to slaughter the goat.
Make Birria. Feed Everyone.
Once the head is cut off the rest of the body is considered tail.
And tail is bootie.

 

Educated means outgoing.

 

Good question. Can we also throw a mongoose in the mix?

 

I was thinking that too, but then maybe the other two would underestimate the mongoose and first try to take each other out. The winner would likely be majorly roughed and then the still-fresh mongoose could finish it off.

But yeah, no, my money is on the wolverine. This guy though says that while the wolverine has most of the advantages, the honey badger would wear it down: https://a-z-animals.com/blog/wolverine-vs-honey-badger-who-would-win-in-a-fight/

 

Yo dawg!
I bet you haven't jacked off in months too.
You sound as crazy to me as I bet i sound to everyone else.
I like it!
We need more entertainment in this bitch.
Keep on updating us with this but better yet do it on video.
If you got that kind of motivation spirit you could share it to others who are... lacking.
And hey aren't you trying to make some money?
Cuz I don't even know from what star wars movie that bike you talking bout is from but it sounds cool and it's so good product placement.
Why not be the guy you read about in those books so people read about you in those books you read.

You already have a good pen name.