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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    It's already fucking hot, this is bullshit. lol
     
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    See what happens when you the bad guy.
    Global warming.
    Or you could repent right now bdk and save the world!
     
  3. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    You should prepare for more heat
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Whenever the hot weather visits i like to give heat the shirt off my back.
     
  5. Bluezoo

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    Guardians of the Galaxy have just changed their name to Indians of the Galaxy...
    ' Bout time
     
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  6. TAFNAC

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    Guardians makes me think of prison guards, militaries, and people that keep poor people away from rich people.
     
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    Shoulda been the Cleveland Fire.
    Like the Miami Heat.
    And Chicago Fire.
    Oh wait that's a tv show about firefighters I think or an MLS team.
     
  8. TAFNAC

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    Could have been the Tribe.
    Or the Sludge.
    Or the nasty lakes
     
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    Cleveland D. Carey’s?
     
  10. rube

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    Guardians of the tribe.
    But yeah, tribe would have been so much simpler. And classic.
     
  11. Bluezoo

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    ...and for some reason, a racoon name d Bradley...
     
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    when heroes rush in holy shit
     
  13. TAFNAC

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    Word to the wise:
    Don't try to kill a possum with your border collie, or a pellet gun.
    Neither get the job done.
     
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    been there lol
    back when i had chows they trapped on behind some bamboo and i must have shot the poor thing 20 times w a .177 before it stumbled out and died a John Wayne death
    since then i've come to realize they serve a purpose and are ugly af but fairly harmless beyond the fleas and ticks all wild animals bring to the yard
    i think they are one of the only marsupials on the continent but these days the akitas wipe out any families pretty quick
    when i first tried and killed one w a pellet gun i followed the next encounter w a .22 and that took 5 shots!
    shot one w a .40 and then gave up since they are pretty entrenched and i didn't want to go to jail when the neighbors realized who was engaged in late night possum gunplay
     
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    The border collie shook it like a rag doll for a good 20 seconds. I don't how anything can survive that, but it did.
    It was bleeding, so I figured a quick death would be the humane thing to do.
    4 headshots later with .177 pellet gun, I started to rethink my strategy. How can something bleed that much and not die?
    I decide to finish it with the shovel, but by then it had somehow crawled behind a shed. I thought about letting it bleed out, but wanted to end its suffering.
    It was difficult to get a good swing with the shovel, but I got it really good in the upper abdomen with the pointy end and was able to get my weight on top of it. It kept hissing, so I held it there for a good minute until it stopped.
    When I removed the shovel, I had collapsed it's thoracic cavity, but somehow it was still breathing. WTF?
    I backed off and somehow it rolled over, and used its one good front leg to halfway lever itself to a kneeling/standing position and started dragging itself away on one leg.
    Is this a possum or a terminator?
    I got it through the neck with the shovel the next time. I nearly decapitated it, and that was finally enough to kill it.

    The whole time my wife is yelling at me to just use the 12-guage at finish it off.
    I think she secretly wanted me to go to prison.
     
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    oh you had an audience!
    my wife would just ask why i had to make so much noise out there
    they are definitely hard boned and tough to kill
    its almost comical and yet its a massacre you won't soon forget lol
    i find them dead in the yard from time to time and they usually aren't that bloody
    i think the akitas just know exactly where to bite the idk
    never forget the first time i saw one
    was 17 and stoned off my ass walking home from a friends house when suddenly one was on the wall at eye level a couple of feet away
    in the instant i looked at it the thing hissed and i screamed and ran into the street and the rest of the way home
    everyone i partied w the night before was laughing hysterically at me the next day as i tried to convince them giant rats were roaming the city
     
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  17. BigDaddyKaine

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    I want to buy Red Dead Redemption 2 but I feel guilty as fuck to do it because I know it's another form of self-sabotage because the time spent playing the game, even for 1 hour, could be spent on something productive.

    but I really want to play a game, GTA V or RDR 2 has my attention right now
     
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  18. TAFNAC

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    All work and no play....
    Gotta leave yourself some time for fun.
     
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    Even worse possibly, make a dull boy...
     
  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    rockstar games are the best
     

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