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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. LAdiablo

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    i woke up and turned on the tv to cnbc and was watching the first tower burn for around five minutes and then saw the second plane hit
    i will never forget
    a local church puts out every victims image and story on street signs
    the choice of burning to death of jumping from 100 stories has to be about as bad as it gets
     
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    Didn't hear the story until yesterday that someone on the ground was killed by a jumper.
     
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    I knew a kid that played hookey that day and went downtown to see his father.
    Saw the whole thing, both strikes.
    He said what he remembered, that stuck in his mind, is that the women who jumped held their dresses clenched in their hands between their knees, for modesty's sake.
    And that the men's neckties trailed behind them straight up on the way down.
     
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    seemed like there was a lot more footage this year although i didn't see one mention of muslims, saudi arabia or why it happened
    there was one insane piece i had never seen w a guy on the phone hanging out the window of tower 1 explaining his location at the moment the building collapses
    he just screams and disappears into the abyss
     
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    understand the sentiment just can't go full collateral damage on a race of people because of some zealot religious assholes ruling w a reign of terror
    i'd for certain stop allowing a single questionable person profiling or not to enter this country
    instead we're loading planes full and giving them a fast pass w the border wide open
    what could go wrong?
    put your mask on and get that vaccine or 3 or 15 they'll let us know when its safe to breathe air again
     
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    Asshole!
    But kidding aside maybe you like the parts of Sunday school that was more Jehova and less Jesus.
    I haven't watched anything. I can't.
    Been sick to my stomach all week just whenever I hear anything about what they doing over there and how it was all for the photo op Biden wanted.
    A lot of this was so Gavin newsome doesn't get recalled.
    It's all my little pony ritual.
    It's showtime at the apollyon.
    I know it sounds crazy that out states local politics can effect world wars but then you should listen to the band Franz Ferdinand or remember that Jesus was just another lowcoal loco jew being promoted by their weird celebrity creating system they learned from being servants to the king of all media.
    Newsome is the golden boy and black sooted smoke is trying to take his co-vida and the corona in his head.

    But hey, I never want to one Sunday school I'm my life so what do I know.
    I was brought up in a different cult.
    All I know is that my uncles version of gods justice is Jesus the bloody avenger coming to kill all the sinners and all the people my uncles dont like.
    I say hey you big hunk of el with what power and electricity so you speak.
    He answers...
    I am your NCK-L and you get no QRT-R until you drop me a D-M so I know you got a P-N.

    But being that god hates sin but loves the sinner I find that kind of odd.
    In fact I read it the other way.
    Jesus coming to melt the hearts of haters who persecute sinners so that the blood of both sinners and saints can be mixed in one cup. Two natures one grail.

    Jehova is like Jewish thor and his hammer to them.
    A Smith who bangs our carbon into graphene in Vulcan lands.
    The people of the hammer see the smoke and fire coming out the conehead of the fiery mountain and so their head and neck is easily made redhot.

    So then god leads the ass to water.
    To make steam rise like vapor inside the bloodstream and throughout the body from the long system. The pneumatic dragon with wings inside you.

    Because if not then what you are saying is I am god. I am an ass I am an aesir and all I need is mine own bootstraps which are mine so I am sufficient by myself and my extensions which are my people property and ties of honor.
    But sometimes we all get that feeling.
    It's exhilarating.
    And its from god.
    And it's dangerous.
    Because human mind can't hold that kind of power.
    Without getting water in the brain.
    Water and power cause shock.
    And Jehova is all power.

    Ever heard of the god of the opening?
    Something similar to sun worship in it's worship of self delusion.
    The sun will come up tomorrow!
    Is a religious doctrine that's either really easy to follow willfully and even easier when it's compulsory.

    Like how a government can make a mandate forcing you to stare at the sun.
    Maybe the science is saying that staring at the sun will save you from the pandemic. Like how sacrificing a virgin to the god of the weather and storms will stop the drought and bring rain.
    Its not true.
    It's just the government trying to see if you are controllable.
    If you will do that because they compel you to do something for them against science by telling you it's for science then they know you are a tool in their hand and can use you later to hurt an innocent or at least kill an Arab.

    It's like separating wheat from chaff.
    All gov workers who won't resign will get fired and persecuted like in El Salvador when my uncles who were lifeguards teachers, postmen, soldiers and nurses had to flee because all of those are gov funded industries.
    The new gov wants loyal bootlickers.
    No dissent.
    All powerful dissenters are worth paying off to go live their days in exile with mouths shut in their far away villas.
    The rest are ambushed and the persecution of the followers of the old regime begins.
    The new gods don't want to be reminded that they aren't gods by knights that say no so those public workers gotta go to hell.

    But then I remembered about the hammer of god.
    We always forget about the hammer.
    It is sent off to battle wherever it's needed.
    Then returns to the hand of someone worthy enough to wield it.
    Kinda like Ezra and what he found seemingly lost in the temple.

    Speaking of hammer.
    The previous admin wielded a hammer.
    And we made a contending team.
    Because I wield an olive branch pulled from the coal.
    So Im not the best at smashing rocks.
    I rather tag along instead.
    Tattooing rocks with two dimensional graphene ink.
     
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    RIP Norm MacDonald
     
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    the dude is a fucking ace in a town of disgrace
     
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    All time. Right here.
     
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    those women are painful to watch
     
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    Norm was relentless
     
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    Norm is the god of all comedy.
    God is not the guy trying desperately trying to win your attention.
    God is the guy who saves you when your joke doesn't hit the mark.
    Norm is the guy who is gonna save comedy from the norms.
    Because he was not norm.
     
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    Fuck.
    Two of my favorites in their fields gone way too soon.
    Michael K. in his 50s, and Norm at 61. Not exactly old bones.
    My son , working as a scenic artist met him at a wrap party...he said he was the same there as he was when performing.
    All you do is laugh.
    We'll Miss You, Norm.
     
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    nice!
    but where you go high
    i can go low

     
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