Shoulda kept Machado
I hate life right now
They actually threw someone out?!
We are cursed
This is the start of our winning streak
Can we teach Ruiz third? Or just get his bat in there?
maybe he can do something before they figure him out and then the rest of the team can be...
Baseball isn’t fun right now
Someone shoot me
Now don’t fuck this up
Keibert woulda gotten a hit
Seven inning doubleheader’s tomorrow
Kersh and Buehler and both go 7 if need be to keep the bullpen from being taxed but I’m assuming they’ll...
We need reinforcements but everyone is hurt
This day extracts a heavy toll
Baseball gods said fuck your depth
Chances Joc hits four bombs against us?
I hate this offense
Pollock saving us from getting no hit
We’re legit pathetic
Was very gracious in accepting it as well
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