DODGERS Corona Virus

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  1. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Likely have the COVID. Should have the results back in 3-5 business days but who knows if I can fight off this damned, definitely not CCP engineered, virus. I hear it is so bad the whole world is willing to ruin itself. What chance do I have?
     
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    You're done bruh.


    But for real- I hope your experience is more comfortable then a few of the others who have experienced it and you make a quick recovery! Keep us updated
     
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  3. Finski

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    I'll keep a good thought for you, man.

    As of now, I've had eleven former students tell.me they got it. None are older than 26, and all of them had a few days of coughing and mild fever. Likewise, three older cousins of mine got it - 61, 44, and 39. The 39 year old survived leukemia, btw. All fought a nasty flu for 5-7 days. All are fully recovered, which is wonderful.

    I know when I start seeing students again in mid August I'm VERY likely to get it if I haven't had it yet. And I'll beat it, too. I will die from sex exhaustion at 73. I've already foreseen that end.

    Fuck the flu, fuck the fearful, and fuck the Democrats.
     
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  4. LAdiablo

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    lots of liquid, vitamin c, wellness formula zand echinacea spray w sleep
    not gonna take down BigDaddy
     
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    Hang in there bro
     
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    Lots of rest. Lots of fluids.
    Vitamin D. Vitamin C. Quercetin, Zinc, Melatonin at night.

    References:
    Marik COVID-19 Protocol, evms.edu
    All the medcram YouTube videos.
     
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  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    You gonna die bro.
    But after that you can join is in the grateful dead 2!
    We tryn to go on tour.

    Lissen hear,
    A lady of a certain age.
    Lets call her Angel of Purity.
    Stays in her niche wearing her nikes.
    She does not visit nor does she partake.
    By staying in the shade she believes her victory made.

    Then one day three months by her go.
    Her son comes to visit and she takes a pass.
    She wont partake of his folly and sass.
    For he thinks that the covid too will surely pass.
    But the angel wishes to remain pure and makes her son go.

    After another three months her grandchild arrives.
    Back from school which has shuttered and died.
    Grandma I learned a new thing about this affliction of ours!
    Away dear boy you sound infectious and probably have sars.
    That's what I wanted to tell you my mammy so dear.
    This thing is like sars and with this cure we can be near.
    Away said the grandma, leave dear child from here!

    One morning old grandma fell ill with the chill.
    They came wearing masks and plastic overalls
    Fully protected they took her away.
    Everyone following protocol like in one of those films.
    But this aint a movie and soon you will know.
    That dear old mammy on her way had a stroke.
    She died all alone in that cold room with no view.
    Just like the morgue that will take all of you.
    With no one to hold you and no one to care.
    When you fall forever and no one catches you.
    That dream we've all dreamed is prophetic and true.
    We'll all fall forever and die just like you.

    But fuck falling down that's no way to go.
    Its best to stand up and carry that tune.
    Now grandma was always in tune with the news.
    She knew what was up at the top of the pops.
    At least that's what they told her and she felt for it it too!
    She was prepared for the end just like me and you.
    In her cortez shoes dressed and ready to go.

    Nobody touched her so how did she die?
    She survived the stroke actually just fine.
    It was just gas that had gotten dislodged.
    Like a bad fart that went up instead down.
    The thing with your gut its a mind of its own.
    Almost as many brain cells there than those in your skull.
    And that is not something they teach you in school.
    You have to dig deep like a thief in the night.
    If you want to learn skulduggery and be a Dodger for life.
    A billion of billions of soldiers you have.
    All fighting till death daily for your behalf.
    All angels from heaven under cover of night.
    But not purely clean ones like grandma on high.
    Peace be upon her as she smiles to us bye.
    We'll see her face smile one day at the rez.
    When she'll glow like an angel in heaven once more.
    Even though she didn't let me in the door.

    I had told grandma the story of cortez.
    He brought more than soldiers to make up the dead.
    With him came disease and all sorts of bad plague.
    But grandma was old and already knew the score.
    She went to school too child what could you possibly know!
    I was a teacher of course don't you recall!
    I taught forty years and it wasn't for naught.
    I have awards and degrees you entitled twat!
    Grammy never spoke like that but you get the gist.
    In fact I never had a grandma to ask.
    This whole story was bullshit on rye.
    But I wrote it because I'm missing an eye.
    In this land im blind but the new world I see.
    Cuz I eat me spinach like the pupil off pops eye.

    And your one of mine.
    I know your the kind.
    Search deep inside.
    You know that its true.
    There's gold there for me.
    There's gold there for you.
    In your enemies mine.
    And your aim is true.

    Remove the band aids that cover your eyes.
    Then maybe you'll see me if you use your sweet tooth.
    My name is sweet pea boy and how do you do.
    You know how I do im just like my pappy.
    His name means epic and that means some strife.
    Like eris its the name of the earth.
    You better be ready when the bad boys come for you.
    Or you can fear the corona.
    If you can't carry the crown.

    Ill leave you with one last verse for your mind to traverse.
    That mind is a mine that has hunger and thirst.
    If you feed it with junk that's all you will find.
    But if you feed it with gold man what gems won't you mine.
    Ore in its brute is the form that you want.
    So you can mold it and shape it exact as you are.
    But it also needs love like a girl on the block.
    Sure she's got germs but remember your gut?
    It needs all that lovin even from that slut.
    Because shes got what you need.
    When your germs say please please.
    We missing some friends to party and feast.
    We've been here all lonely for almost six months.
    I wonder will happen when they meet some sluts.
    I'm sure we'll be fine all cloroxed and pure.
    With only my germs and those of my home.
    I should be rock solid the day I go out.
    No no mijito says grannys loud shout.
    You hearing voices that are in your head.
    Because you aren't crazy just halfway to dead.
    My rhymes getting stale and i'm missing my shot.
    But if your an angel remember this cue.
    The purer you are the dirtier the fall.
    If your becoming an angel be ready to turn.
    Because the fall from your high horse will feel like a burn.
    An angel has wings but a heavenly gut.
    One that is light but has nowhere to rut.
    The body needs antibodies so don't be afraid.
    Hang out with your buddies like if they were raid.
    Their breath will feed you the life that plants crave.
    And your gut will thank you for filling the cave.
    For billions of soldiers that may die for you someday.
    So you will be ready for the bulls on parade.
     
  8. fsudog21

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    You forgot fuck the Giants.
     
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    Keeping good thoughts for you BDK.
     
  10. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    ^ this post could make anyone question whether they even want to live
     
  11. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    i cant believe you read the whole thing
    i cant believe i wrote it
    i think its the last one for me
    im feeling much better
    I can almost write sentences without thinking in meter.
    Even though I don't have a clue whats a meter.
    Althought i'd like to meter.
    Just not demeter.
    Fuck here I go again.
     
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    Well at this time I am 50, Quite smoking almost 6 years ago and have never had any issues with lungs/breathing/asthma or any other breathing issues. I have mild diabetes under control without isoline, good cholesterol, blood pressure, etc.

    I was a bit overweight but still very active working physically daily. Swimming and/or walking 1 hour per day, I lost 25 lbs but have gained 5 back last week upon returning to eating again. I didn't(couldn't) eat for 2 weeks straight.
     
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    wow i didn't know not eating was part of it, that's devastating and has to be part of what breaks people down and does them in
    was it because your throat was so swollen?
    sorry if i'm asking too many questions
    good to hear you are taking care of yourself
    been fighting for the last two months to regain my girlish figure after all this lockdown
    sailed into the abyss for a minute there and found myself looking at a fat drunk in the mirror
    man's not meant to lay about doing nothing
    been staying out of the women's bathroom these days?
     
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    LOL....you remamber that!

    Well you lose the senses of smell and taste....like really lose them. Anything I I ate I wanted to gag and even throw up. I could barely eat anyhing before involuntary gag reflex kicks in. Weird shit for me as I love to eat, so I knew I was fucked up.

    Don't be sorry for asking questions, that's why I came back to tell you all about this stuff. I was kind of in denial camp and know that we have been lied to about this by many officials and governments. Lies or not, the truth is this thing will kill some of us and not just fat old people with asthma. Likely most of the poepl will survive obviously but some won't. I was far closer to death than I ever thought this thing would put me. Anything I can share with you guys I'm glad too. I want to help you guys understand from someone who fought this and kknowing many others that did also as well as a few of my co workers that are still hospitalized at this time.

    I went to talking with my friends about how None Of Us knew ANYONE that had this virus to 25 -30 in about a 2 week span!

     
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    Keep checking with your doc.
    Reports of the corona response in the body triggering fibrous mutations that cause bony growths within the body.
    Not saying you may grow antlers or horns but it's possible.
    Keep an eye on the hardening or calcifying of glands.
    HPV infection or other viruses in the body may be triggered and mutated from the strain.
    If you all of a sudden gain the ability to talk to animals to turn into Groot please let us know.
     
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    Fordie already has horns
    add a few beers and he's got a poor sense of direction as well
     
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    Forget about Covid-19 ...BUBONIC PLAGUE IS BACK!!!!!
    Ring around the rosey....
     
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    Should we get a pool going for the next natural disaster or disease/virus to hit us in 2020?

    Asteroid impact, major earthquake, sun exploding, massive volcanic eruption...what else am I missing?
     
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    Murder hornets.
     
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