DODGERS/CARDINALS

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who has the best series at the plate?

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  2. smith

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  3. muncy

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  4. seager

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  5. cody

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  6. mookie

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  7. taylor

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  8. pujols

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  9. j turner

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  1. Finski

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    If Roberts didn't Roberts, MLB & ESPN & the ass-slurping media would have to invent him to limit this Dodger team. They love Frisco. They adore sodomy. Bud Selig is a Satanist and his successors hail the dark lord. These are well known facts....

    Yet no manager I have ever seen is less efficacious & more damaging to his side, and less genuine to his fan base after he fucks up than this Okinawan emmeffer. Roberts is affirmative action gone to hell. Kill it with fire. Seriously.

    I cannot believe I long for the days of Jim Tracy. Would Jim Tracy still ask rhetorical questions? Yes. Would he annoy the shit out of me with his nasal tones? Fuckin A he would. But would LA have ten more wins right now than they do not because he knew how to fill in a lineup card?

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    or of his poor wife, that he inadvertently posted
     
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    So far, Gonsolin looks pretty much like he did when his shoulder was injured...I see nothing.
     
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    Fuck this Roberts-special lineup. Has he just thrown in the towel?

    And even if there's some kind of explanation for having Sousa, McKinney, and Barnes starting at the same time, let's just be clear... they're ALL better than Bellinger. I just don't get how the league's worst hitter could be slotted in the five-spot.

    Roberts keeps outdoing himself.
     
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    so cody is going to stay in the lineup until the bitter end
    and it will be bitter
     
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    Fucken Roberts' love for Bellinger bites us in the ass immediately with Cody popping out with bases loaded. WTF was he thinking????? This guy hasn't had a key hit in weeks and he's hitting fifth?

    What a gift for the Cardinals.
     
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    That walk to Turner was brilliant, with the auto-out on deck.
     
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    belli billy and dosouza lol
    what a fucking clown davey
     
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    I guess, at second look, Gonsolin wasn't so bad after all. It's just that so much of the lineup is useless flotsam, and the malaise brought on by their zombie brand of baseball dilutes everything...
    I could see if he were forced into this, but he's not. And he's got guys like Colletti backing him up, telling us how necessary it is...if you sit Seager, do have to sit Smith, too? Or vice versa...
     
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    too bad managers can't go on the IL or be given days off
     
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    So Knebel hits for himself in the 5th ... only to have Bickford start the bottom of that inning?


    Will someone please explain Baseball 101 to this Roberts guy?
     
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    Well, there you go...and O'Neill looks like the biggest douchebag on earth, too.
    This is all on the top four in the lineup...Roberts, with his genius construction of it, leaves a gigantic zero from 5 down.
    So fucked up.
     
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    just let the fucking pitch hit you asshole
    ffs dave stop playing bellinger
     
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    OK ... we need a pool on Bellinger...

    Over/Under .155 batting average by end of year?

    I'll take the under...
     
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    Even though he sucks lately, he could play Taylor in CF.
    at least there's a chance he might run into one, or get a hit.
    Bellinger, none at all.
     
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    And the Bums roll over like two-dillar whores in the 7th...

    Nice to see the defending world champions playing like the most nutless castrati in Renaissance Italy...
     
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    souza bellinger and taylor loloololololololololol 2.5
     
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    Fuck it.
     
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    if only the skank who accused bauer had named roberts instead
     
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    He'd need a dick & balls to manage the sex abuse ... and he hasn't hit anything since he walked in 2004...
     
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