GAME THREAD DODGERS/NATS

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So, ok ... I'll go there ...

Thu
Gonsolin vs Corbin
- Zappa was a badass guitarist but Tony isn't Frank. This Corbin twat always gets a hardon to beat LA. I don't like this matchup.

Fri
Urias vs Scherzer
- Fuck Max S, and here's to the Blue Max putting two fastballs into the seats on Friday. Scherzer is the Nats version of Bumgarner. No love for this douche.

Sat
Kershaw vs Espino
- straight pick em; no idea which CK will show up, or who in the hell Espino is. Wasn't he the guy on Welcome Back Kotter?

Sun
Bauer vs Ross - even money says Trevor is suspended or benched by this Sunday anyway. If he does pitch, I hope the only fireworks are his strikeouts as opposed to the blasts he's likely to surrender...

Prediction - series split, at best.

 

Fair enough on Gonzo. I hope they win tonight. I like Gonsolin. He just doesn't give me confidence.

As for what Roberts says tonight, that isn't the same as what he'll do Sunday. Minority owner Billie Jean King & the many progressives on the Dodger brass may well weigh in. I don't have a dog in this fight, but Trevor ain't Cosby. He's a pasty cracka and I think he's gonna lose before he wins.

 

I think the weather is playing into tonight's pitching lineup.



https://weather.com/weather/tenday/...17782fcb6acc5e397301c948a6bda6c311c30e4c5f84f

 

I get it's a bp game but why burn 3 guys for four outs?
Shouldn't bickford throw to a couple more guys?

 

Let's face it...they suck again and burnt themselves out with two consecutive sweeps. No hit for half a game at least.
Can't fucking hit.
Manager is certifiable.
Do some lines and wake the fuck up.
And drill this jarhead Schwarber quick.

 

The weather here sucks. At least it's not 150° like it has been. Horrible.

 

Never mind...

 

Pujols may be 54 years old & fat ... but I'll take that single.

Fuck you, Corbin.

 

In love w JTs swing can't lie

 

And that swing!
Max is a fucking miracle

 

Xtc

 

Gold Max.

 

Both !