FEDIT Fat Joc / Breastfeeding

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  1. Bluezoo

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    Point being cow milk is for baby cows. Not "nature's most perfect food" for humans, by a long shot.
    For calves.
    Women just don't want to breast feed in most cases, because they don't want droopy tits or they don't know wtf they're doing anyway.
    Not convenient.
     
  2. Gebbeth

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    Ummm....us men don't want elongated droopy tits from our wives either. I'd say that's just as important a factor.
     
  3. rube

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    That does not make womens tits droopy, thats an old wives tale that old wives tell their little children to make them assholes when they grow up.
     
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    How about posting that Joc went 1-5 with a single or something?
     
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  5. Bluezoo

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    Jesus Christ.
    You can take the most inane post and put the douchiest spin possible on it.
    Big expert on tits huh? Or what parents tell their children and why; wonder why parents want to make their kids assholes? You got any?
    And whether it's physically valid tale or not, if that's what women perceive as true, then it's true in effect.
     
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    Wow.

    Joc has been so bad that people would rather talk about breastfeeding than his play.

    A new low for him.
     
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  7. dodgers

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    At this point I'd say he's more useful from the former perspective
     
  8. Bluezoo

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    It's kind of like there's nothing more to say about him. Just doesn't seem to do a thing for improving himself...goes on and on without results.
    There's probably not even any more fat jokes left...
    Well, maybe a few.
    And probably, Joc was brought up on formula, not breast milk. That's why he's so doughy and soft. Bovine milk too fatty.
    Not to mention Mrs. Pederson's classic droopers...
     
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  9. rube

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    Um, why are you offended at anything I said, what does it have to do with you?
    Stop looking for shit to be pissed at me about.
    I seriously have no idea how this comment has got you calling me a douche.
    No, i dont got any kids. I am not a parent, I am not an expert on that or tits, i have no tits other than moobs.

    A dude that tells his wife not to give the breast to his own son because he wants to play with his wifes tits and has a fear that they will sag in 10 years because she nurtured his own son is a selfish asshole that puts getting his rocks off playing with nice tits over the physical and psychological development of his own son.

    Mothers and Fathers unwittingly teach their children how to be assholes by their selfish acts.

    And fuck with that nambly pambly bullshit that validity means nothing in comparison to what a man perceives to be valid. It is not true in any way. Except to the toadies who want to lick assholes. Then any lie can be the truth as long as the asshole you want to lick 'feels' its true.
     
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    Agree, animal milk and plant milk shouldn't be compared to each other. Two completely different things. Like comparing apples and oranges chicken breasts.

    That said, adults don't need animal milk (and most adults don't even digest it properly)... so if Rube is talking about adults then he is correct, because for adults* plant "milk" is "healthier" kinda by default. And I'm not saying that to be anti-dairy, I love cheese (obviously), but cheese lovers of the world like myself and the Joc... we know the price.

    * For a baby it's a completely different thing. Give a baby hemp milk instead of animal milk and watch it die.
     
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    I have to admit, as someone with a baby due in 6 weeks, I kinda like how this has turned into a breastfeeding thread. I have a breastfeeding class next week, and I've already been inundated with information. So let's discuss colostrum, nipples, breast pumps... these are topics of interest for me.
     
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    You don't get it. No one has to look for things to get pissed off at 8with you.
    Your "been there, know better, done that"ego just is everywhere...it's not really pissed off...more like just everyone else is an asshole...or a douche. Or wrong.
    I guess it's only OK when you tell people they're wrong.
    Or douchey...or assholes. Like your last sentence?
    Maybe it's not me Rube, maybe it's you?
    Ya think? Possibility?
    Nahhh...couldn't be.
     
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    Well that is your fucking problem then isnt it.
    And anyone elses who feels the same way.

    How fucked up is your life that some other dudes comments that are not even about you or directed at you constantly piss you off?
    Regardless of that persons ego?
    You never said I was wrong. You said nothing about the merits of my opinion. You just called me a douche and started ripping me simply for my opinion which was not even about you or anything you wrote.
    I did not quote you or anyone actually. I think Gebbeth said something about droopy tits and it reminded me of the many times I have heard guys talk about this shit like if their womens tits are more important than their kids. And the many times I have heard women say how that makes them feel. And how in turn women shun their babies when the babies most need to bond with their moms.

    Giving them mothers milk and keeping their sensitive areas safe and clean so they dont develop issues down there is not only whats best, what is natural, what is good, what is smart, what is scientifically proven and doctor recommended... it is also what love would have you do once you know that the alternatives being peddled to you are not actually alternatives but entirely different deals altogether that are harmful to your baby.

    Does my opinion sound too ego driven to you? Should i not say what I know because you may think that I am coming off too much of a know it all.
    I didnt say Gebbeth you are wrong, Gebbeth you should not have that opinion, Gebbeth you are a douche/asshole. Gebbeth anything?
    Much less Bluezoo.

    Its not me Blue, its you, because nobody was fucking talking to you. You got this shit riled up in your heart and it pumps out all the time whenever you see red. You are a bull on parade so keep on charging, eventually them horns gonna get polled.

    You choose to be offended at something that has nothing to do with you and then decided to start insulting me personally, again.
    You felt there was an opening, a crack of light for you to pile on because you see others make disparaging comments lately, with the idea that those others would jump in to support your victimhood. That may still happen, the day is young and people love a good wreck.
     
  14. rube

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    I dont recall everything in this thread but I dont think I was making big statements about milk in any direction.
    I have in the past of course, you may remember those convos.
    But here all I said is that I had some brownies and hemp milk.
    And I think someone asked about hemp milk and I said it was the most nutritious milk you can drink.
    Of course from there people may feel I am looking down on them for enjoying the lovely taste of cows milk.
    Nothing could be further from the truth. I love dairy products, but I have loved them too much, as has the 3 or 4 generations before me which has genetically predisposed me to have what scientists call "too much fucking dairy" and now my body says how bout a fresca?

    Buuuut... i have studied the topic in depth because I am lactose intolerant and love dairy. Plus I have been around vegan people all of my life, and now am married to one.
    And everything you said is 100% correct. Apples to Chicken Breasts, adults dont need milk and rarely digest it well, etc...
    Soy drink has phytoestrogens that confuse your bodies natural hormone production, Almond drink is mostly water and very little almond + almond industry is the biggest waster of california water, Cashew drink is better but still usually filled with expanders to make it more milk-like, Ricedrink tastes like watered down budget horchata, Hempdrink tastes a little like egg or something, not sure what the taste is but im guessing you could make a good nog with it. It is thick and creamy like whole milk (even creamier) and froths up nicely and can be used for baking not only as a substitute for milk but usually for eggs and butter too.
    Oh and hemp has the widest nutritional profile in comparison to pretty much anything else on the planet and its not bad tasting at all.

    But that is just according to my egotistical mind where I think I am 100% correct about a few things and 0% correct about most things.
    Others may find I am merely 99% correct and therefore going off again trying to tell people what they should think before they drink milk.
    But it may have been that I was just thinking it was funny that I was eating pot brownies and cookies with hemp milk and made a quick throwaway comment about it during my post. What do you think?
     
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    I don't.
     
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    It's not personal Rube...you're mistaken. I meant it generally and never mean it personally , no matter what I say...you're so wrong. It's you who are
    playing the victim Rube. Not me. Just good natured friendly banter, not enemy type stuff. If you weren't so angry, you might realize the olive branch.
    But have it your way. I play victim because I want you to like me, and please agree with me.
    No one else is involved. You sure lost me on that stuff. Cracks of light? Others making disparaging remarks? To whom? Lol...
    Is it a conspiracy?
    Maybe too much imagination?
     
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    go easy bruh
    your nips will probably get sore after all that feeding :poke:
     
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    Joc has tits now thus the off the wall topic change.

    It all makes sense now
     
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  19. Bluezoo

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    Strangely, the photo of Clayton at his table tennis thing ( which ignited the finooky fashion shorts thing, too) showed some moobs, but perhaps must my take.
     
  20. Bluezoo

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    Or a bull.
     

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