Fucken ESPN

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    we got a billion dollar idea here cap, put your inventors hat on and help us crush ESPN in the west
    i can go a little negative if it means taking ESPNs lunch in our backyard
    a part of DSPN could be dedicated to poking fun at ESPNs antics
    It would not be that hard.
    Just RSS feeds that drop in the news, and then some quick ninja edits where we weave some derogatory snippet about ESPN into the story
    or Irish can go to town taking ESPN to the graphics woodshed with his funny pictures
    as many people that watch and love espn also watch and hate espn
    huge market out there
    trillions cap, trillions!
     
  2. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    your staggered text is reminiscent of ancient egypt
    or perhaps the old seafaring phonecians
    either way a cry for help
    text is mext

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  3. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    thanks for the dime irish johnson
    thats the kind of help i was cryin for
    might as well get that sucker up on DSP marquee to get the juices flowing harder
     
  4. CapnTreee

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    hmmm... I like it.

    though they may have that font trademarked
     
  5. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    ESPN + Cap Cities = Disney so, um, yeah........

    Not that getting the national attention the resiodual effect a C&D letter from Disney would bring is a bad thing... ;)
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Exactly, we then change the font and no harm no foul. You just need the first push for growth.
    After that you gotta have something but thats a whole nother tamale.

    Of course we could always just create a nice about us page that states DSPN to be a parody site of networks like Fox Sports, Time Warner, and the world leader in sports ESPN.
    Parody seems to get you a free pass.
    Who doesnt like Don Rickles?
     
  7. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    DSPNN.com is available
    that one is almost perfect
    we can parody news with the CNN sounding PNN ending.
    Pages News Network, we are PNN.
    Daily Sports Pages News Network
    DSPNN = De SPiNNing you from the media spin one page at a time
    step 3 = profit!
     
  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    how about dSPINcity?
     
  9. back2back x 2 + 1

    back2back x 2 + 1 DSP Legend Damned

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    it's not to the level of ESPN running the whole " players don't wanna play for the Raiders " story and then ignoring Derek Carr's performance vs. Seattle's starters last night, but it's still really shitty.

    it's cool tho..Kershaw4MVP. lets see'em ignore that.
     
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  10. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    How about the dumb fucks ignoring relevancy and televising Boston-New York yesterday? Everybody wants to see a last place team take on a team 9 games back in their division in September, ...right?
     
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  11. F YOUK

    F YOUK DSP Regular

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    Meh, they followed it up with a west coast shit show between SD and Arizona.
    No bias, shitty teams on both coasts we represented yesterday
     
  12. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Being on the east coast sux. Its time for bed when most of the west coast games start. Plus the weather sux here. Of course they are bitter and jealous.
     
  13. carolinabluedodger

    carolinabluedodger DSP Legend

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    Which goes to show that the suckitude that is ESPN knows no bounds.
     
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