almost forgot… btw may 5th isn’t even a recognized holiday in (most of) mexico it is also not mexican independence day (as many drunkard americans believe either) it is, however, amateur night at most watering holes and therefore a good night to stay home it’s not quite as manufactured a holiday as, say, secretary’s day… but it’s not that far off either since both are designed to increase revenue probably part of some bigger conspiracy created by those cretins at hallmark but i digress… happy cinco de mayo fkags!
I wonder if the Romans had a day celebrating the Gothic immigrants who would soon be taking over their estates and fucking their daughters.
